If you've ever dreamed of an action-adventure game that looked like it was made by mad scientists with a penchant for bad 90s animated series, then I have some good news for you: Æon Flux is here to make that dream come true. This game brings the stylish but confusing world of Æon Flux, born from the dark corners of the animated series and given a rather limp life as a movie, to your PlayStation 2.
Set in the dystopian backdrop of 2415, where the landscape seems to consist of only jumps, falls, and repetitive baddies, players take on the role of Aeon Flux, a rebel assassin whose job it is to stop the evil Trevor Goodchild- mildly ironic considering that you've got to engage in nearly 17 loops of the same combat to get it done. The gameplay is less of a ballet of death and more like a clumsy toddler learning to walk. You'll jump, kick, and shoot everything that moves while occasionally scratching your head at the odd control scheme that makes this feel like something out of a twisted circus. Enemies that spawn back like they're receiving death drops off the production line are less than disconcerting. In fact, half the time they feel like props on set rather than actual threats. You have your usual combos, dodges, and one-hit-kill moves that make you feel like a super spy- when you can finally string them together-but mostly all you'll be doing is mashing buttons as if trying to emerge victorious in a food fight. Ah, the puzzles! They're here too; if you can figure out how to navigate the complex levels that look suspiciously similar to each other. You'll also get to collect a smattering of items that help you unlock the secrets of a plot that barely holds together while questioning your life choices as a gamer.
Graphically, it's a mixed bag, reminiscent of poorly exportable art from your cousin's high school art show but with a budget. Characters look like they came straight out of the 2005-era animated nostalgia pile, while environments are a hodgepodge of impressive design ideas that never quite come to fruition. To put it frankly, it's dated looking even for a PS2 title- which is saying something when there are games like God of War strutting around like peacocks in comparison.
Overall, Æon Flux is the kind of game that makes you appreciate the refinement of modern gaming. With frustrating controls, repetitive tasks, a somewhat boring storyline, and visuals that seem like a rough draft for a better game, it leaves you wondering why you didn't just opt for another playthrough of that other game you love. If you're a hardcore fan of the franchise, it's worth a shot-just don't expect to be blown away. Instead, expect to spend your time salvaging the wreckage of dreams and curious marketing strategies that hint at a better outcome. A solid 6 out of 10 for effort, mystery, and a fair few giggles about how you've spent your time.