Ah, the early 2000s. A time of questionable fashion and even more questionable video games. Enter 'Legends of Wrestling II', the sequel that promises to put even more legends in the ring-except for the beloved Rob Van Dam, who was probably too busy wrestling in WWE. Released on the PS2, GameCube, and Xbox, this title tries to retain the spirit of its predecessor while hoping to wrestle its way into the hearts of gamers. But does it succeed, or will it just end up as a jobber in the wrestling game roster?
'Legends of Wrestling II' throws players into the squared circle with 25 new legends, offering a smorgasbord of wrestling history. You can engage in the illustrious 'Career Mode,' whereby you battle through various wrestling territories. Defeating foes earns you belts-and if you're lucky, a chance to unlock an exciting promoter. Not bad for a few button mashes! There's also the 'Create-a-Legend' mode, allowing players to craft their own over-the-top grappler. You can finally make that wrestling character that you've always dreamed of-complete with an absurd name that would make Vince McMahon proud. While the gameplay mechanics promise a ton of fun, they're marred by controls that feel reminiscent of a toddler learning to walk. Players might find themselves more frustrated than badass while trying to land a suplex.
The graphics in 'Legends of Wrestling II' are a mixed bag, much like a surprise bag of old wrestling trading cards. On one hand, the character models are decent representations of the legends, but they often look like they've had one too many trips to the tanning salon. The animations? Well, let's say they resemble a blend of some very stiff actors and slightly confused loved ones at a college graduation. So while there is legibility and character recognition, you might find yourself wondering if they were rendered during a lunch break.
'Legends of Wrestling II' is a wrestling game that swings for the fences but lands in the shallow end of the pool. With its fun elements and iconic roster, it caters well to wrestling enthusiasts who dream of body-slamming their heroes. However, irritating controls and a steep learning curve may leave new players feeling like they've been put in a headlock. As a game, it feels disjointed, often leading to a "so close, yet so far" reality for both die-hard fans and casual gamers. It's worth a look, perhaps a rental, but unless you're as obsessed with wrestling as a cat is with an empty box, you might want to keep your wallet holstered.