Imagine a world where you can log in, battle monsters, save your best friend from a coma, and still manage to avoid doing your laundry. Welcome to .hack//G.U.vol.2//Reminisce, where the stakes are higher than your mom's expectations of you. This installment continues Haseo's melodrama-riddled adventure among NPCs that sometimes feel more alive than you do.
In Reminisce, players dive back into the MMORPG 'The World,' where Haseo, our not-so-heroic hero, continues his existential crisis and monster-slaying antics. You control Haseo in real-time, which means you can feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge pixelated attacks while simultaneously trying to feel anything other than despair. Fortunately, they've added some fresh features like weapon swapping mid-fight. The only downside? This also means you will probably be swapping weapons instead of swapping out of your existential dread. You'll navigate fields and dungeons, interact with other characters, and even partake in optional quests. A new card game called 'Crimson VS' is introduced, which is supposed to be a fun distraction. But let's be honest; even your mom wouldn't take it seriously. The game allows you to save anywhere, which means you can pause your virtual life from your virtual life, which is a double dose of virtual... something. Thankfully, Reminisce allows you to carry over progress from the previous game, so you can continue to experience the 'joys' of watching Haseo go through his constant rage-fueled revenge saga.
Graphically, .hack//G.U.vol.2 is noticeably improved over its predecessor. Environment textures look less like a blurry mess-thankfully. The character designs still capture that anime charm, albeit the kind that has gotten a facelift but still insists on showing off its awkward birthmarks, just to remind you of its awkward teenage phase. Combat animations flow smoother than your friend's excuses for not showing up to D&D night, leaving you feeling vaguely satisfied after performing over-the-top actions that make your avatar feel like a badass... even if you're not.
In summary, .hack//G.U.vol.2//Reminisce is a solid sequel that manages to juggle the delicate balance of angst and adventure while throwing in enough gameplay enhancements to keep the experience entertaining. If you can suspend your disbelief long enough to buy into the idea of characters being trapped in a game world while you're sitting in your game world, you may find your time with Haseo and friends worth every moment of existential dread. So, grab your swords, and remember-real life can wait, especially when the virtual world is a lot more interesting. Overall, it earns a respectable 7 out of 10. Now, can someone help me find my laundry?