If you've ever dreamt of piloting a giant robot while simultaneously knocking thousands of enemies into the stratosphere, then 'Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2' is your 2009 answer to life's deep questions. A mashup between the 'Dynasty Warriors' franchise and the 'Mobile Suit Gundam' universe, players can dive into this hack-and-slash extravaganza with the gusto of a zealous seventeen-year-old who just found out he can afford snacks with his allowance. But does 'Gundam 2' strike a winning combo or does it leave you wishing you'd spent your money on pizza instead? Spoiler: it's close!
'Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2' gets down to business with two main modes: the Official Mode-a narrative-driven experience that may have you learning more about the Universal Century timeline than you ever thought possible-and Mission Mode, which tasks players with missions across a variety of delightful objectives. Expect to earn licenses for new Mobile Suits that you can defy canon with, reinforcing friendships or obliterating foes. Power scaling and combo mechanics are as accurate to the rest of the franchise as a paper mache model is to a real Gundam model. You'll carve through scads of enemies as though they were made of tofu, and it feels just as satisfying. Quick Time Events (QTEs) enter the fray too, adding a sprinkle of adrenaline-but if timing isn't your jam, you're left wondering why you even tried to be proactive in the first place. Aerial maneuvers add a vertical element to combat, so true ninjas of the skies can tackle foes in ways that will make your friends wonder if you'd finally unlocked superpowers. Whether you're fending off swarms or going toe-to-toe with iconic bosses like mobile armors, it's an engaging romp, albeit one that can feel a bit like running on a treadmill when there's nothing but minced enemies in sight.
Graphically, 'Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2' doesn't quite shatter the molds of aesthetic brilliance, but it's not a total destruction either. The character models look good enough to discern who's who (because, let's be honest, we wouldn't want to miss seeing Char Aznable in all his charming majesty), but the environments somewhat resemble the background of a high-school play. During massive battles, things can feel chaotic in a good way, but also in the way that leaving your toddler alone with markers can go horribly wrong. One moment you're basking in the glory of your Mobile Suit, the next you might be wondering what that bizarre texture on the ground is-a rock, a building, or leftover oatmeal. For those who pay attention to sound, the soundtrack offers a whimsical blend of scores that get you hyped to wreak havoc, and the voice acting brings characters to life, making you wish you could thank the cast for their dedication over mid-battle taunts. But, one can't shake the feeling that, while it might sound good, it's as if the volume was turned down on high art to reach 'Fun' mode.
In the end, 'Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2' is a game that resonates with those who revel in the glory of mindless combat and giant robots. It's like a soda that's gone flat: you still adore the flavor, but may be feeling slightly unsatisfied by the fizz. Sure, it may not compare to the iconic battles found in the anime, but that doesn't stop it from being an entertaining venture for a few hours, especially with friends in multiplayer. With graphics that make you nostalgic for simpler times, a gameplay structure that fills your power fantasy needs without too many prerequisites, and a story that drips with Gundam lore, it's undoubtedly worth a shot. If you enjoy slicing up foes like it's a sausage fest at a barbecue, grab your controller and sling those mech fists. Would I call it a timeless classic in the genre? Maybe not, but it's undoubtedly a fun visit to a battlefield where giant robots reign supreme. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to figuring out if pizza really is a better option.