In the grand pantheon of video games inspired by motorsports, 'Jimmie Johnson's Anything with an Engine' stands out not just for its curious title, but also for a premise that would make even Speed Racer scratch his head. Imagine a mash-up where NASCAR meets go-kart racing, but instead of Mario, you're stuck with Jimmie's pit crew. As a long-time fan of absurd racing games, it's intriguing - even if that intrigue sometimes feels like it's dragged behind a truck in the muddy pit stops of mediocrity.
'Anything with an Engine' boasts a fine array of racing modes, from single-player thrills to a robust online gameplay experience for up to eight players. There's joy in the chaos of kart racing where the only rule appears to be that the track is secondary to the destruction! Players can choose from various tracks inspired by real-life locations, giving off that sweet scent of nostalgic racing challenges that feel both familiar and bizarre. And let's not forget the vehicles. While you may expect souped-up NASCAR machinery, the game allows a delightful assortment of oddball racers. Ever thought about racing in a giant shopping cart? Huzzah! It's here. You'll zip around in unconventional vehicles that have little in common with actual racing, besides their unholy ability to make you giggle while careening off barriers.
When it comes to visuals, 'Jimmie Johnson's Anything with an Engine' takes a bit of a backseat. The graphics can be described as serviceable at best, with a cartoonish appeal - think high school art project rather than next-gen masterpiece. The character designs are colorful to the point of distraction, which is not necessarily a bad thing unless you're trying to focus on where the heck you left that banana peel on the track. Still, these aesthetics do help create a whimsical vibe, akin to a Saturday morning cartoon but with slightly less animated charisma. The environments offer varied landscapes, though don't expect a jaw-dropping detail or Earth-shattering realism. They're more memorable for what happens in them (like flying off the track) than how they look.
'Jimmie Johnson's Anything with an Engine' offers a lively racing experience that won't break new ground but is good for a few laughs and some solid multiplayer fun with friends. While it may not capture the full-racing heartthrob fans seek from a traditional NASCAR game, it does provide a refreshing take on competitive kart racing. The mechanics are straightforward, the chaos is guaranteed, and the hilariously imaginative vehicles sort of make up for the game's failed ambitions. So if you're looking for a game to pick up when your evening calls for laughter mixed with sheer absurdity, this could be your next guilty pleasure. Just don't take it too seriously - this race is all about fun, and as the game suggests: Anything with an engine can be driven, and by that logic, why not enjoy a shopping cart or an ice cream truck while you're at it?