In a world where sports games reign supreme, coming forth from the Scottish company that dared to infuse sport with a hefty dose of parody, we present to you '5 Star Wrestling: ReGenesis'. This game not only attempts to knockout its players with nail-biting drama but also tickles the funny bone at the same time. Now, if only it had the grappling finesse of real-life wrestling and didn’t resemble a '90s sitcom in terms of playability.
So, what do you get when you pop '5 Star Wrestling: ReGenesis' into your PS4? A game that touts a revolutionary Limb Damage System which sounds fancy but boils down to the same old button-mashing you’d expect from any wrestling title. The game offers a robust challenge campaign that supposedly lasts around 40 hours; however, be warned: if you plan on completing 128 different challenges, you might find yourself slowly slipping into a wrestling stupor. But doing finisher moves and countering them at just the right moment? Well, that can give you a rush akin to a caffeine overdose, although in reality, it often leads to some rather, let’s say, 'interesting' animation glitches. Finishers into finishers? Well, that's just a polite way of saying one wrestler delivers a finisher and the opponent tries to make it look hip with an immediate counter that usually looks like they are both doing an awkward dance! The game also features parodies of various pop culture and wrestling tropes which... let's just say, some will laugh, while others will cringe.
And then we have the graphics. If realism is something that excites you, allow me to deflate your enthusiasm like a partially inflated wrestling ring. The models look like they were pulled from a drawer of sock puppets while the visual glitches often make characters appear more like disjointed action figures than professional athletes. True, some laughter might accompany the wonky animations, but ultimately, you may find yourself wondering if they hired a visual designer or a child's art class. Nostalgia? Sure, but it feels like that nostalgic feeling comes from always losing your lunch money to the scary kid at school.
In conclusion, '5 Star Wrestling: ReGenesis' is a game that brings plenty of quirky moments and some fun wrestling mechanics - when it works! For the wrestling enthusiast who can overlook the hiccups and enjoy a good laugh while brawling with friends, this might just provide some entertaining hours. However, if you’re searching for the refinement and polish that modern wrestling games bring into the ring, you might leap out of this battle faster than a wrestler leaving after a bad reception. So, give it a shot and don’t expect a championship belt victory, unless it’s for the title of 'Most Fun Had on a Shoestring Budget'. Definitely worth a look, but maybe keep your expectations just below the top rope.