Ah, the glorious age of 8-bit gaming - when life was simple, and the hardest decision was whether to order a pizza or a burger while you devoured your weekly dose of video games! Today, we dust off a gem from 1986: *Argus*, a game that's so retro, it's practically wearing leg warmers and shoulder pads. Now polished for the PS4 as part of the Arcade Archives series, this game is a vertical scrolling shooter that's about as charming as a pixelated puppy. If you want to know if *Argus* has aged like fine wine or more like expired milk, just keep reading!
In *Argus*, you and a friend (yes, it actually supports co-op gameplay, so grab your buddy who still owes you ten bucks - this is a great way to team up) take control of the mighty Wol-Arg fighter jet. Your mission, if you choose to accept it (hint: you have to, it's the game), is to zap airborne foes, blast enemies on ground level, and scoop up whatever power-ups happen to float your way. Don't worry; your jet doesn't require a pilot's license or prior experience, just good old-fashioned button-mashing skills The controls are as straightforward as my last relationship - two buttons: one for shooting missiles and the other for lasers. Whatever enemy crosses your path is about to find themselves outsourced from existence. Destruction abounds across multiple levels, and you better prepare for some intense boss battles. Don't let the retro graphics fool you; it can get tricky, and you'll be dodging bullets like you're in a romantic comedy (or maybe that's just me dodging relationship questions at family dinners). Oh, and did I mention those power-ups? They're scattered like confetti at a parade, ready to transform your flying metal can into a formidable foe. Collecting them turns your average jet into an explosive death machine that would make even your stern high school science teacher proud! What's more fun than blasting waves of pixelated planes? Blasting them with a buddy, of course! Grab a friend for some co-op action and rediscover the joy of making the same mistakes together - trust me, it's much more entertaining that way. The gameplay doesn't break new ground, but it's polished enough to keep you coming back for just one more level (you know, the classic last words of every gamer).
About those graphics... let's just say if you were expecting PS5-level visuals, you might want to readjust your expectations, maybe put on some rose-colored glasses. *Argus* hails from an era when 8-bit was all the rage, and those pixels are about as charming as a dog wearing sunglasses. Colorful? Yes! Cumbersome? Absolutely! The graphics ooze retro flair, and while it won't win any art awards, it does have that nostalgic vibe that makes you want to grab your console and hug it tightly for emotional support. Think low-res art gallery, with a side of "I can almost remember when this looked cutting-edge!" The enemies are hilariously simplistic - you won't confuse them with anything from a modern Call of Duty. It's like a world where all the bad guys agreed to wear the same outfit from last year's yard sale: bright colors, sharp angles, and questionable decisions.
So, what's the verdict? While *Argus* may not have the riveting narrative of an Oscar-winning film or the pulse-pounding intensity of a blockbuster action flick, it delivers on the charm and fun we crave from old-school games. It's like that old tape of your favorite 80s band that you occasionally dig out and play for a good laugh - you know it's not going to win a Grammy, but you're loving every second of it and singing along to that infectious chorus! With co-op capabilities, addictive gameplay, and a nostalgic retro aesthetic, *Argus* does a fair job of balancing the line between throwback and playable. So, stockpile those quarters, bring a friend, and prepare for a good ole' time. Just remember that when you're dodging enemy fire, it's always easier than dodging your responsibilities. Grab that PS4, and let's get to shooting - because, really, isn't that what life's all about?