Asdivine Menace leaps into the world of JRPGs like a cat startled by a cucumber. With magical worlds, laughably clichéd quests, and characters that seem to have jumped straight out of a 'character tropes 101' guide, this gem from Kemco is equal parts charming and eye-roll-inducing, making it a delightful distraction for the 18+ crowd.
The gameplay of Asdivine Menace is like a buffet where you can pick and choose what you want. Does grinding through generic enemies sound fun? Check! Do you want to spam the same attack until you remember you have other skills? Double check! The battle system employs turn-based mechanics reminiscent of classic JRPGs, so if you've ever dreamed of throwing your friends in front of a dragon while shouting 'I'll be fine, I have healing!' then this game is for you! Along the way, expect plenty of side quests that will have you wondering if the writers were on a caffeine high or just winging it on a Monday morning. You will gather party members, develop their powers, and watch them wax poetic about their tragic pasts while still managing to seem over-the-top dramatic. In true RPG fashion, you can customize your characters and collect gear that does not lose its novelty until about three hours in when you realize that every piece of armor looks just slightly shinier than the last.
Graphically, Asdivine Menace is like a beautiful painting done by a toddler: colorful but a little rough around the edges. The character designs can be charmingly quirky – if you like your hero with a side of questionable fashion sense and an unwavering belief in justice at all times. The backgrounds are vivid, even if they sometimes look like they were stitched together by someone with a PhD in color theory who just discovered filters. While it won't win any awards on the level of a triple-A production, it still has its own unique aesthetic that should win over some fans who appreciate that retro RPG art style.
In its quest for greatness, Asdivine Menace doesn’t take itself too seriously, and neither should you. While it is rife with JRPG tropes and narratives that sometimes feel like they were cobbled together during a late-night gaming session, the humor and charm of its characters shine brightest like a diamond in a dumpster. If you embrace the ridiculousness of its quests and characters and appreciate grinding as a necessary evil, you can find joy in this game. Grab a snack, settle in, and prepare to laugh, roll your eyes, and maybe even shed a sentimental tear as you forge ahead in this delightful burn of familiar fantasies. So, dust off that old controller, my gaming friends, and dive into the joyous mess that is Asdivine Menace!