Dec 2015
In a world where being knighted was considered more than just a shiny title, and where jousting wasn't just a fun Sunday activity, we find ourselves diving headfirst into the chaos of 'Chivalry: Medieval Warfare.' Buckle up, because historical accuracy is about to be tossed out the window like a catapulted peasant! Released on PS4 in December 2015, this multiplayer hack-and-slash rollercoaster takes us back to a time filled with men in metal, gratuitous gore, and intense battles that would make even King Arthur raise an eyebrow.
Jumping into 'Chivalry' is like stepping into a medieval blender—except, instead of smoothies, you’re greeted with blood & guts splattering everywhere. Players can choose either the valiant Agatha Knights or the brutish Mason Order, each side bringing their own flavor of carnage to the battlefield. Gameplay revolves around a plethora of modes that could make any gladiator envious. There's the chaotic 'Free For All,' where everyone and their grandmother’s sword is going after each other, and 'Team Deathmatch,' which acts more like a medieval reunion gone wrong. For those feeling particularly brave (or foolish), there's ‘Last Team Standing’—where your only friend is a good luck charm and a whole lotta dodging. Each character class is like choosing your poison: Archers rain down arrows like it’s raining cats and dogs, while Heavily armored Knights charge forward, grunting and swinging large axes meant for chopping down trees, not people. The difference in these classes keeps every brawl fresh, as one moment you’re lobbing arrows from the back, and the next, smashing someone’s face in with a mace (very satisfying, I must say). With customization options, the ability to shout historical insults as you deliver fatal blows (swordplay often comes with charming banter), and a system that rewards skill—as long as you haven't been playing like a drunken bard—Chivalry is a feast of medieval mayhem that feels just right.
Graphically, 'Chivalry: Medieval Warfare' isn’t winning any Oscars, but it does nail that barbaric vibe of the dark ages. The character models and environments are beautifully crafted, enough to make you momentarily forget you’re actually in a virtual battlefield filled with pixelated gore. Armor glints in the sun, weapons reflect light, and battlefields come alive with siege weaponry and the joyous sounds of battle cries. Blood effects are plentiful, and let’s not ignore the sheer joy that comes from witnessing your enemy’s limbs detach from their body in slow motion—what a show! The scenery might not be groundbreaking, but the amount of kick-assery keeps your eyes glued to the screen, waiting for the next battle.
Overall, 'Chivalry: Medieval Warfare' is not just a game; it’s a chaotic love letter to medieval fantasy. Sure, it might lack the depth you find in more story-driven experiences, but who needs a well-crafted narrative when you have flying limbs and a booming soundtrack of clashing swords and screaming men? Whether you're out for revenge or simply have a thirst for digital dogfights with swords, this game will keep you entertained longer than any medieval festival. So don your virtual armor, sharpen those virtual swords, and prepare to plunge into the beautifully brutal chaos of 'Chivalry: Medieval Warfare.' It’s a brawl among knights, and trust me, in this game, it’s more than just a game of tag. It’s more like, 'jump in, swing wildly, and hope for the best.' Brave knights and dastardly knaves alike will find their thrills here—happy slaughtering!
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