Let’s be honest, Curses 'N Chaos sounds like a game you’d find in an angry witch’s collection of spells - but in reality, it’s a delightful indie brawler where you control two characters, Lea and Leo, trying to do nasty things to enemies while standing on one, single, screen. Think of it as a chaotic dance party; unfortunately, the dance floor is also filled with enemies and your roommate’s muddy shoes.
Curses 'N Chaos is a delightful two-player co-op adventure where you will get to battle infinite waves of enemies while desperately trying to not smash your controller in frustration. You select either Lea or Leo (because the developers just needed two beings, I guess) to take on enemies who appear as if they just wandered in from a 16-bit horror movie. Combat is simple yet satisfying as you can unleash beautiful, choreographed melee combat while crafting items – presumably out of leftover Halloween costumes and bad decisions. The crafting process is an interesting extra that keeps gameplay fresh. Think scavenging, but instead of looking for leftovers in your fridge after a rough weekend, you’re gathering loot after punting frogs king-style from the screen. Power-ups are available along the way because, who doesn’t want to feel temporarily invincible while wading through waves of pixelated chaos? Local and online co-op is available, allowing you to share your inevitable defeat with a friend, just like old times when you’d build a Lego tower only to have your brother turn it into a disaster zone.
Graphically, Curses 'N Chaos is reminiscent of those old-school arcade games that make you feel all warm and nostalgic inside, like a favorite blanket – but, you know, without the sweaty smell. The artistic style is vibrant and colorful, providing a mixed media experience that may make you wish your childhood drawings had been this cool. The environments scream retro charm, complete with enemies that look strangely like they’d have no problem fitting in at your local comic-con. Unfortunately, some minor visual glitches might make you question if you're hallucinating or, in fact, just not drinking enough coffee while playing. Nevertheless, it’s a riotous visual feast for players who appreciate the effort of indie developers in capturing the essence of yesteryear while simultaneously making you cringe at your lack of coordination and skill.
Curses 'N Chaos is a perfect mixture of chaotic fun and nostalgic charm, wrapped neatly in a forgiving difficulty curve designed for players of various skill levels (unlike that jump rope from your childhood). If you ever wanted to combine cute characters, crafting systems, and wave-based combat into one indie game that feels like it could be your thank-you gift after dealing with a roommate’s bad cooking, then hop right into this pixelated wonder. It may not revolutionize the brawler genre, but it does serve up a delightful slice of fun – with a side of cursing, of course. So grab your friend and prepare to show those frogs who really runs this town… or at least who can pay for the take-out after that gaming session.