Darksiders: Warmastered Edition is like that old pizza you find lurking at the back of your fridge - a little questionable, but when you heat it up, it still manages to taste surprisingly good. Imagine if Dante from Devil May Cry had a rough six months and then decided to channel his inner War from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse instead. That's Darksiders for you, an action-adventure hack-and-slash that blends gritty combat with a touch of mythological flair. Let's dive into this brawl and see if it holds up on the PS4.
Gameplay follows War, the Horseman of Apocalypse, who has an uncanny knack for slicing enemies into glorified chunks. This isn't just muscle and brawn; there's an impressive range of weaponry available, including the massive two-handed sword known as the Chaos Eater and projectile weapons like a revolver - because why not bring some western flair to the Apocalypse? Throughout the game, players can execute stylish combos, block, dodge, and pull off magical attacks that can only be described as flashy and, let’s be honest, kinda badass. As you prance around this visually engaging post-apocalyptic world, you're also faced with puzzles that require as much brain as brawn. Your typical fairy-tale ''find the key to open the door'' quest? Not here! Expect environmental puzzles that’ll make you want to smack your skull against the wall—every now and then broken by the glorious echo of yet another defeated foe. War’s abilities grow over time as you collect souls (the good kind, not to be confused with that pesky paperwork), which can be used to unlock new combos or buff your weapons. Remember: a wielding horseman is only as good as his arsenal!
Graphically, the Warmastered Edition gives the old game a new coat of paint, smoothing out the rough textures and bolstering the game to a staggering 1080p at 60 fps. If the original looked like that one friend who never does cardio, this remaster has hit the gym and is now flexing with a sense of pride. Character models are sharp, environments are lush, and the smooth animations make the gameplay more satisfying than a perfectly timed dodge against a boss. The visuals certainly stand the test of time, making you feel like you’ve been transported back into a lush yet grim canvas of death and destruction. It’s an aesthetic you can both appreciate and unearth your inner dark warrior to – without trying to look cool in front of your friends, of course.
Darksiders: Warmastered Edition is one of those rare gems that not only breathes new life into an old title but also serves as a great entry point for new players. With an engaging combat system, expansive gameplay that mixes action and puzzles, and astonishing graphics that even your mom might approve of, it’s worth picking up—unless you’re still nursing a broken controller from your last gaming session, in which case, that might just be a sign. Overall, while it doesn't shy away from its flaws, like occasionally feeling derivative of other titles, it manages to carve out its own niche in the crowded action game genre. So toss your inhibitions aside, strap on your armor, and unleash chaos, one slice at a time! Grab it if you haven't already; the Apocalypse could use a little more flavour!