Imagine a world where every door you kick open comes with a side of chaos and a soundtrack of slightly exaggerated action hero music. Welcome to 'Door Kickers: Action Squad.' This isn’t your typical doorbell rang scenario; this is the ultimate SWAT experience mixed with a side-scroller and madly entertaining mayhem. Let’s jump in and find out if it lives up to the hype or if it should have just stopped at opening doors.
Now, 'Action Squad' strays from its tactical predecessor, offering up some side-scrolling antics that let you tap into your inner SWAT team member without needing an actual badge or the necessity of deep planning. Instead of meticulously plotting every move from a bird’s eye view like some sort of tactical chess match, you’re dropped right into the action. Think more 'Die Hard' than 'SWAT 5' - all cool kicks and little regard for the strategy (and can we talk about the bad guys? Definitely a step down from the 'tactical genius' of the original). You get to choose from a lineup of pixelated heroes, each lightly inspired by real-life classes - because nothing screams realism like 8-bit men. Each has its own special abilities, and while the classes are familiar, the execution is a riot. Want to fancy your way through each level as a stealthy ninja? Go ahead! Prefer the 'knock, knock' method of greeting every bad guy? You do you. The missions range from rescuing hostages to diffusing bombs or stopping low-tech robberies that really make you question the criminal’s career choices. The variety keeps you coming back, but you'll quickly learn your favorite methods for success are 'going loud' or 'not at all.' Guess which one wins out in the end? (Spoiler: It’s the loud one.) On the technical side, co-op gameplay finds its home here, allowing up to four friends to jump in and out of missions. Remember that one friend who always goes rushing in? Yeah, you might want to consider locking them in a cupboard outside the mission zone. Communication isn't just encouraged; it’s your liaison to success. Think of it as a tornado. You can win; it's just going to be chaotic.
Visually, 'Action Squad' loves its pixel art style, and honestly, it does it well. The colorful and often explosive animations make each level feel bright and engaging. You will truly have a hard time hating the pixelated carnage happening before your eyes. You might even find yourself chuckling at how cartoonishly adorable the character designs are—right up until they kick down a door and rain lead like it’s confetti. Maybe it's not the most cutting-edge game in terms of graphics, but then again, finding a way to make exploding barrels and doors look stylish is a feat in itself. Let's not even get started on the barrage of blood and pixels that rains down when things go south, creating a mesmerizing effect that dances across the screen. Miss a stealth takedown? Enjoy the sound of crunching pixels in all their gory glory and dance among the confetti of defeated enemies.
Overall, 'Door Kickers: Action Squad' serves up a healthy portion of fun, chaos, and nostalgia wrapped in a pixelated package. It’s fun, chaotic, and when played with friends, it often leads to more laughter than complaints (unless you’re the one stuck reviving the person who thought a grenade was a decision in a stealth mission). With its solid gameplay and quaint graphics, it hits the right notes for a side-scrolling shooter—bringing simplicity back to the fast-paced fun of arcade gaming. While it may not compete for the crown of tactical brilliance its predecessor established, it certainly knows how to kick doors like a boss and make the most of the resources it has. Is it perfect? No. But can you enjoy it? Absolutely! Just don’t forget to kick with confidence and a dash of reckless abandon.