Welcome to the world of EA Sports' latest foray into the realm of soccer simulation—EA Sports FC 24. This time, they’ve swapped the 'FIFA’ branding for something new and shiny, like a player who’s just perfected their dribble. But does new branding mean a new game? Buckle up as we dive into an in-depth analysis of this year’s batch of virtual football action, tackling everything from the flashy graphics to the profound absence of Kylian Mbappé on the cover art. Spoiler: It’s not just a game; it’s an emotional rollercoaster! Grab your controller and let’s kick off!
The gameplay retains much of what we’ve come to expect from past iterations, but with a sprinkle of fresh features that aim for realism. Enter HyperMotion V, the shiny new technology that promises to make players move with the grace of a gazelle and the precision of a calculator. Or so they say. In reality, you might still find yourself kicking the ball into your own net while trying to replicate those fancy footwork moves you saw on TikTok. The addition of ‘PlayStyles’ is intended to give each character their own flair on the pitch, kind of like how each of us has our own incredibly unique ways of ruining a casual game of FIFA with our friends. But is it a game changer? Not quite. It's more like a stylish new haircut that still can't hide the fact that you just lost to your little brother. Of course, we have Ultimate Team, a mode that now allows us to mix men and women on teams. Will this bewilder players or inspire a new soccer revolution? Who can say, but it's there and it's causing quite the stir. They’ve even introduced ‘Evolutions’ which allow you to upgrade the stats of your players. So instead of just haggling over who to trade, you can now tell your friends that you literally made your bronze card a diamond-level player. It’s like a Pokémon evolution, but with more failings of your favorite prem players infused. The Clubs and VOLTA modes remain as ever, mostly unaffected, much like that one friend who can’t seem to grasp the concept of passing. At least they've improved cross-platform play, which means you can share the pain of failure with your friends on different consoles now. You’ll probably need it, because losing to strangers online is still the bread and butter of any football fan’s life.
Graphically, EA Sports FC 24 thrives on impressive realism—or at least what EA claims is realism. As we delve into matches, you might find yourself staring at the pixelated replica of your favorite player while simultaneously wondering if they forgot to leave their likeness at the door. Faces look slightly improved, although many will contend that some players look even more lost than they do after an embarrassing defeat in the final. With the Frostbite engine making everything shiny and smooth, it’s fair to say that the graphical improvements makes one pause and wonder, 'Are my eyes deceiving me or can I almost see the sweat on Cristiano's brow?' Sure, the graphics are as smooth as grass in June, but sometimes the characters might look more like cardboard cutouts than actual athletes.
EA Sports FC 24 is the latest attempt to take soccer simulation to new (and sometimes questionable) heights. It offers a mix of comfortable familiarity and minor tweaks, like the extra sausage on your pizza—it’s nice, but not fundamentally different. While the HyperMotion V and varied PlayStyles aim to introduce some level of newness, the reality is it feels like EA is trying hard not to scare off long-time fans. Sure, you can upgrade the player cards and slap a shiny new logo on it, but does that turn this game into the football experience we didn’t know we needed? Not quite, but it’s a solid play for fans who want to feel like they’re becoming a part of the global football narrative. So here’s to EA Sports FC 24, the game that may not be the fresh start we hoped for, but is still a game of soccer that’s likely to hog your couch all season long.