Welcome to the world of EA Sports UFC, where the only thing more intense than the fighting is my determination to pretend I know how to throw a head kick. Released in June 2014, this game marks EA's first foray into the octagon since stealing the license from THQ like a kid raiding the cookie jar. Brace yourselves, folks; it's time to step into the cage and learn the true meaning of simulated violence.
EA Sports UFC tries to intertwine the raw excitement of MMA with the complexities of a fighting game. It features a Career Mode that can be described as both 'immersive' and 'slightly annoying,' where you get to start your journey like several broken dreams: in a reality show. Think 'The Ultimate Fighter' but with more pixelated chaos and significantly less manly sweat. Players can unlock perks that improve their fighter's skills, resulting in what we in the industry refer to as 'one percent of improvement.' The controls are complex enough to make casual gamers rage-quit, yet simple enough to inspire hope in new players. You can throw punches, kicks, and submissions all while playing a game that feels like it’s judging you for not being able to decipher the command inputs. Oh, and let's not forget the ‘full body deformation’ feature, because what's more realistic than watching a virtual human being bend unnaturally while not getting hit?
Visually, EA Sports UFC looks pretty great—until you get up close and realize those are not the muscles you were hoping to see. The characters appear life-like from a distance, and the octagon might just remind you of that one bar you swore you'd never go back to. The game's use of the Ignite engine results in the fighters moving smoothly, but don’t expect them to replicate a perfect human movement; they more closely resemble a toddler who just consumed a gallon of sugar.
EA Sports UFC is like that friend who always picks a fight at the club: entertaining, a bit rough around the edges, and certainly not for everyone. The graphics shine, the gameplay is satisfactory, and while it's not the be-all-end-all in fighting games (seriously, got to love the classics), it takes enough risks to keep it intriguing. If you're a fan of UFC, this game is worth rolling in the digital mat. But if you're just here for the leg kicks and knockouts, perhaps consider online videos, where the announcers do an excellent job of pretending to care about your performance. Overall, EA Sports UFC scores a respectable 7 out of 10—no one’s getting knocked out, but neither is anyone getting a standing ovation.