Ever wanted to experience the thrill of saving Earth while dodging projectiles, fighting aliens, and questioning your life choices? Well, Eschatos on PS4 has you covered. Welcome to the grand intergalactic showdown, where the fate of our beloved planet hinges on your twitch reflexes and questionable decision-making skills. You play as a pilot with a ship tricky enough to handle more firepower than your good judgment suggests.
In Eschatos, you command a spaceship equipped with not one, but two types of fire modes: the long-range Front Shot (ideal for responsible shooting) and the short-range Wide Shot (because sometimes you just want that rush of chaos). The ship comes with a regenerative shield, allowing you to sip your energy drink while your ship absorbs enemy bullets—until it decides to take a vacation after too much exposure to enemy fire. And it will leave you high and dry, venturing into the existential dread that comes with defeat. The game showcases three modes: Original, Advanced, and the all-too-familiar Time Attack. In Original mode, you only get two kinds of power-ups: 1-Ups (great for those ‘I may or may not have a life’ players) and a super nifty Flash icon that obliterates everything on the screen. Yes, that's right, it’s like playing God for a brief second, and who doesn't want that? The Advanced mode, meanwhile, ups the ante with more power-ups but at the cost of your shield percentage. Ah, the sweet irony. Brace yourself for an immersive experience through six stages filled with four to six Areas each, ensuring that you’ll have just enough time to question why you signed up for this drama. Watch as a timer counts up during each enemy wave and boss encounter. It’s like a cooking show, but instead of soufflés, you’re just praying your ship doesn’t enter into a state of eternal wreckage.
Now let’s talk about the graphics. Eschatos offers a lovely pixelated aesthetic that brings back memories of simpler, less complicated times when a graphics card wasn’t your most prized possession. It’s a treat for retro lovers who appreciate the artistry behind pixel art. The flashy explosions will remind you of the popcorn quality in your cousin's independent film—lots of color, maybe a bit excessive (but that's the beauty of it!). Those aliens? They look creatively deranged, each more wackier than the last, making every boss fight feel like you’re battling the villain lineup of a particularly bizarre Saturday morning cartoon.
Eschatos is not just another scrolling shooter; it’s a trip. Whether you’re sending aliens back to the cosmos while challenging your reaction time or simply enjoying the vibrant graphics reminiscent of 90's classics, it whips you into a time warp of interstellar chaos. Sure, it’s not going to redefine the genre or convince your friends that you should quit your day job, but it could ignite your competitive spirit and improve your hand-eye coordination (or at least give it a shot). So, grab your PS4 and strap in. The universe might be on the brink of collapse, but at least you’ll have a good excuse to pull an all-nighter. Just remember—your shield is your life, and maybe reconsider how long you want to spend in this digital abyss. 8.5 out of 10. Now, if only they included a dog companion to add to the chaos, we’d be golden.