Welcome, gamer warriors, to the battlefield of nostalgia where G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout emerges! This third-person shooter brings back the classic characters of the beloved ‘80s franchise in what can best be described as a love letter to action figures — if that letter was scribbled during a caffeine-fueled spelling bee. Let’s dive into a world where Duke’s heroic returns are as frequent as your mom asking you when you’re going to get a job. Buckle up; it’s time to save the world from Cobra!
You’ll take control of twelve classic characters, including everyone’s favorite heroes Duke, Snake Eyes, and Lady Jaye, desperately trying to reclaim their honor and their leader after the villainous Cobra commandeers the USS Flagg. The narrative unfolds with missions where you shoot your way through hordes of Cobra enemies, mixing local split-screen co-op fun with an array of multiplayer modes such as Capture the Flag and King of the Hill — because what’s better than fighting your friends for a flag while pretending you’re in a G.I. Joe cartoon? The game does allow you to mix gameplay styles, swapping among characters with unique abilities, but expect to see them spit the same cringy one-liners over and over. It’s like being trapped at a family gathering listening to Uncle Bob recount the same ridiculous stories!
Operating on the Unreal Engine, the visuals are actually pretty decent for a game that appears born from a toy aisle. Character designs are brawny, vibrant, and nostalgically reminiscent of the action figures that previously graced our living rooms and pulled our parents through mid-life crises. However, flats textures are visible when you look too closely; it’s almost as if they forgot to upgrade those hours when the workflow became too tedious. Meanwhile, the environments feel like they were designed by a hyperactive child mixing Lego sets and coloring books. The overall aesthetic can be appealing, especially during action scenes, but it lacks the polish you would expect from a mainstream release.
G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout will transport you back to the golden days of battling with action figures and forcing your siblings to join your imaginary wars. With a decent co-op mode that offers some fun, especially on a couch full of snacks and pizza, it’s a fair tribute to the franchise — even if it’s less ‘Cobra Commander is terrifying’ and more ‘Cobra Commander needs a nap.’ If you can overlook its many quirks and a few graphical mishaps, it’s worth a play for any G.I. Joe fan. Just don’t expect it to blow your mind like that summer breeze you felt in your shorts while playing outside in the ’80s. Instead, it’ll likely settle into the dusty depths of your game collection, waiting for the right moment to resurface when your best friend comes over and wants to relive the past. Until then, just remember: knowing is half the battle. The other half is hoping this game doesn’t make you weep uncontrollably.