Picture this: you're in a soft, gelatinous fight to the finish, aiming to send your pals tumbling off a building while dressed as the weirdest, floppily animated version of yourself. Welcome to "Gang Beasts," the game where the laws of gravity and physics are mere suggestions! Developed by Boneloaf, this party brawler offers a delightful blend of chaos and chuckles as you engage in the silliest fights imaginable-all while trying not to look like an inflatable balloon animal under pressure. Let's rip into beefy brawling, wiggling antics, and the ridiculousness that is "Gang Beasts!"
In Gang Beasts, up to eight players engage in knockdown drag-out battles as oddly shaped, bouncy characters in various hazardous settings across Beef City. Forget intricate combos; it's all about slapping, grabbing, and tossing your opponent like a sack of gelatin. The gameplay is deceptively simple: punch, kick, or toss your way to victory, as you fiendishly strategize to kick your friends off precarious platforms or into the buzzing blades of a helicopter. Each session is chaotic and filled with wobbly physics, which means that you might find yourself giggling uncontrollably as your squishy character flails around like a fish out of water. Gang Beasts isn't just about fisticuffs and bewilderingly slow-motion tumbles. The game boasts several modes apart from the classic free-for-all melee. Think of 'Gang' mode where teamwork is crucial, or 'Wave' mode that throws waves of bot enemies your way. And don't underestimate the power of 'Soccer,' which introduces a soccer-style set of matches that is, ironically, not very sporty. With a total of 22 different levels offering diverse environments, from a rooftop to a meat factory, the game ensures you'll never run out of bizarre places to beef. Just be careful not to take it too seriously-this game is meant for laughs and awkward hand-eye coordination struggles.
The graphics are colorful, cartoonish, and completely bonkers. Characters resemble squishy marshmallows become sentient; each one unique yet equally ridiculous, sporting wild outfits, which might include everything from bacon suits to ice-cream cones (seriously, who makes these costumes?). The game's visual style is easy on the eyes and feels dreamy-if you're into that sort of thing-while also channeling a bit of a funky vibe, as if the characters leaped straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon. Environments are simple but clever, filled with oddball hazards and plenty of drop-offs to keep the chaos alive and well. However, despite the goofiness, the game performs surprisingly well with a steady frame rate, even when the screen morphs into a chaotic battle zone.
Gang Beasts isn't here to give you a deep narrative or an offer of 'what does it all mean?' Instead, it brings laughter and messy fun right to your living room, filling it with the glorious sounds of flopping bodies and confused yelps. It remains a hilarious choice for party gaming and offers enough variety to ensure no two battles are ever quite the same. For an entertaining blend of hilarity and friendly competition, Gang Beasts is a solid pick for gamers looking to don their best squid-like selves and engage in some ridiculous brawls. While it may not hold up to the likes of more serious brawlers, it sure delivers heaps of fun, and that's all we need sometimes!