In a world where Tokyo Bay has transformed into a desolate wasteland known as Distokio, Metal Max Xeno emerges like a caffeinated lizard in a desert: weird and vibrant. The game serves as the sixth main installment in the long-standing Metal Max series, which is-let's be honest-like the Metal Gear Solid for folks who prefer their espionage with a side of giant, sentient machines. Metal Max Xeno, developed by the daring duo of Kadokawa Games and Cattle Call, is here to take us on an apocalyptic joyride, filled with monsters, tanks, and a protagonist whose arm can probably lift a small car. Buckle up, because it's going to be a bumpy ride.
The gameplay of Metal Max Xeno (or MX for brevity, because let's face it, we need to conserve all the syllables we can) focuses on classic turn-based combat mixed with a healthy dose of tank-driving shenanigans. You begin as Talis, a young griever with a metal arm who is, for reasons best left to the dramatic arts, out for revenge against the SoNs-the Spawn of NOA, aka the angry robots. Players embark on quests to hunt down these mechanical baddies while also gathering survivors and, you know, trying to not get eaten by ravaging wild beasts. You can drive a variety of tanks and customize them like you're building your very own Batmobile-except, instead of fighting crime, you're fighting for survival. The customization options are impressive, offering everything from weapon upgrades to fanciful paint jobs that would make even the best graffiti artists weep. As you explore, you'll uncover side quests, meet quirky characters (more on that later!), and discover why waking up in a post-apocalyptic wasteland isn't as glamorous as it looks in movies. Don't let the bright graphics fool you; the emotional weight of the storyline can hit harder than a misplaced steel beam in a construction site. It's a classic revenge tale with enough twists and quirky dialogue to keep you engaged, even during the intense grind of leveling up. Plus, with the inclusion of New Game Plus options, there's always the chance to experience your revenge spree with fresh gear and perhaps new perspectives on old traumas. As if emotional baggage wasn't enough, right?
Graphically, Metal Max Xeno delivers a mix of vibrant and somewhat gritty art styles, reminiscent of late '90s anime-think post-apocalyptic Mad Max meets Evangelion but with less existential dread. The character designs are unique with enough charm to make you chuckle and raise an eyebrow simultaneously. The environment feels expansive and is filled with eye-catching scenes of ruin and destruction (hey, that's what we come for!). The in-game cutscenes, though certainly entertaining, sometimes suffer the fate of appearing a bit dated. It's like watching a flashback episode of a beloved sitcom-nostalgic, but also a reminder that time moves on. Battle animations are smooth and engaging, ensuring you won't get bored while you wait for the enemy to make their next move. You know the tense moments in RPGs where you're just like, "Come on, just swing already!"? MX does a decent job of keeping that adrenaline pumping.
Metal Max Xeno is like that electric friend from high school: a little messy, a touch unpredictable, but undeniably fun to hang out with. While it might not win an Oscar for originality nor break the mold of RPG conventions, it provides a significant entry point into a beloved franchise that's been around since the dawn of time (or at least the dawn of the PlayStation era). Sure, it has its share of quirks-from a somewhat unpolished narrative to design choices that may feel antiquated-but its engaging mechanics and humor have their merits. If you are a fan of wasteland sci-fi adventures, combine that with tank combat, and sprinkle a bit of quirky character interactions, you might just find Metal Max Xeno to be the post-apocalyptic ride you were looking for. So grab your metal arm, hop into your tank, and prepare to ensure that humanity makes a comeback-just, maybe avoid driving over any highways; it's probably for the best. Score: 6/10, but only because my tank needs a few more sweet upgrades.