Okay, so let’s talk about Alfred Hitchcock – Vertigo. You’re probably wondering, ‘Why is a game based on a film made in 1958 on my PS5?’ Well, because nostalgia is powerful, and, apparently, so are questionable business decisions. The game follows one Ed Miller, who is trying to unravel his life after a car crash that practically screams 'Forget me!' But don’t worry, it's not just some dramatic snoozefest. There are more twists than a pretzel factory!
In Vertigo, players control three characters, presumably because one person’s memory issues weren’t enough for the developers. You’ll find yourself solving mysteries and experiencing flashbacks – and no, it’s not like your mom's embarrassing stories about your childhood. The mechanics are classic adventure style, with point-and-click action that will make you feel like you’re back in the era of underwhelming graphics and riddles that can only be solved after consulting a degree in cryptology. You’ll be talking to characters, exploring eerie settings, and trying not to accidentally walk into walls! You know, the usual.
The graphics have a distinct artistic flair that feels like an art house film meets the occasional awkward animation. The art is nice and settings are moody, which is pretty fitting for a suspenseful narrative. If you ever felt like playing a game inside a painting, this is it. Unsurprisingly, it’s not winning any awards for realism, but hey, it gets the job done while letting you feel smart for solving puzzles instead of just watching the world burn.
In conclusion, Alfred Hitchcock – Vertigo is not going to win Game of the Year unless the competition decides to take a long vacation. It’s got decent storytelling, an artsy visual style that’s more compelling than it looks at first glance, and enough mystery to keep you guessing – but not necessarily screaming. You might enjoy it if you appreciate adventure games or if you’re looking to impress your friends with a deep discussion about themes of memory and guilt, but let’s be honest; it’s not for everyone. Give it a shot if you’re curious, or just stick to watching old Hitchcock films in your pajamas – that’s a totally valid life choice too.