In the boundless abyss of space, where the only thing less likely than finding a good burrito is encountering a sensible game character, comes Breathedge. This quirky survival game plops you smack-dab onto a derelict spacecraft, ready to face a cosmic buffet of absurdity, sassy AIs, and, of course, an immortal chicken. Yes, you heard that right. Buckle up, because we’re diving into a world where survival is only slightly crazier than the plot twists.
You play as the unnamed hero (because who needs personality in space, right?), tasked with navigating a spaceship filled with, wait for it… corpses! And not just any corpses—these are your grandfather’s friends. Talk about family drama in a space setting! After a less-than-great introduction to space travel (think high-speed crash and awkward floating), your main aim is to survive by welding, crafting, and exploring the wreckage. With low oxygen levels, a lack of useful tools, and a catastrophic inability to find your grandpa’s burial plot, you’re essentially on a scavenger hunt for survival. But worry not! You have your trusty (read: snarky) AI companion guiding you through the trials and tribulations of the universe. This AI has more sarcasm than a stand-up comedian, turning mundane survival tasks into comedic misadventures. Add in an immortal chicken who does absolutely nothing to help you (except maybe pester you) and you’ve got yourself an unforgettable ride through the cosmos. The gameplay revolves around trying not to die while piecing together resources. Imagine a mix between crafting games like Subnautica and the ridiculous, over-the-top humor of Monty Python. You’ll need to harvest resources from the ship debris, create tools, and somehow figure out how to stay alive, all while dealing with the existential dread of burial logistics and cosmic jellyfish flying at you. There’s even the added challenge of some environmental hazards. Running out of oxygen? Just kidding! It’s all part of the space survival experience. The layers of humor make the struggle a little less brutal, but don’t expect a serene walk in the park—especially when the park has floating corpses.
Thanks to Unreal Engine 4, Breathedge looks pretty decent. The graphics bring the dark, starry void of space to life, with a cartoony aesthetic that feels oddly fitting given the game’s tone. The character models are designed with a whimsical flair; it’s as if they took inspiration from rubber chickens in a drama class, all while enveloped in the ethereal glow of the cosmos. The environments are rich with detail, from the spaceship’s clutter to the vast cosmic vistas outside. Now, not everything is perfect. While the visuals are charming, some clipping issues here and there occasionally disrupt the illusion of floating in space. But hey, isn’t that just another reminder that space is chaotic? Overall, the graphics serve the game well, with a bright palette against the dark backdrop, creating an engaging visual experience.
Breathedge is a wild ride through the absurdity of space survival, and while it may not be for everyone, if you’re into humor that’s as dry as the vacuum of space, then this game will tickle your fancy. It stumbles at certain points, with moments that drag and mechanics that might not be as polished as your favorite AAA titles. But if you're willing to overlook some of its quirks, you’ll discover a game that offers a unique blend of humor, adventure, and survival that’s as memorable as it is ridiculous. Whether you’re a fan of crafting games or just looking for a laugh among the stars, Breathedge might just be the cosmic escape you didn’t know you needed. So grab your oxygen tank, chuckle at the absurdities, and prepare to laugh your way through an interstellar adventure that proves even in space, life (or is it death?) can be utterly ridiculous. In the end, we’re giving Breathedge a solid 7.5 out of 10. Happy space scavenging!