Cookie Clicker, initially released in 2013 as a browser sensation, has found its way onto the PS5, proving once again that clicking cookies is not just a pastime for procrastinators. Now that it's available on a console, the addictive nature of this incremental game can be experienced from the comfort of your couch, or while you pretend to do your homework (hey, no judgment!). But does it translate from the screen to the console well? Grab your controller; let's find out!
Gameplay in Cookie Clicker is as straightforward as it gets: click a giant cookie to earn a single cookie and then use said cookies to buy things like cursors, grandmas, and the occasional cookie factory to automate your cookie production. As you churn out cookies at lightning speed, you'll discover various buildings that escalate into an absurdly addictive cycle of upgrading and expanding your bakery empire. Golden cookies pop up randomly to give you brief bursts of productivity-kind of like that motivation you get when you see snacks in the pantry, only a lot more digital. The gameplay mechanics thrive on a renowned principle of exponential growth, which means your cookie-making capabilities will quickly spiral from a humble batch of a few cookies to billions-or even duodecillions (that's a number, I swear). The objective? Well, there is none. The core of the game is to keep expanding your cookie empire until you've baked your fill and then some. Every time you hit a cookie milestone, you can 'ascend,' resetting your cookie count in exchange for heavenly chips, which can help power up your future cookie endeavors. So basically, do all that work just to start over-kind of like adulting in real life! You'll accumulate achievements through clicking, baking, and... I don't know, probably pretending to work while actually just watching a virtual grandma produce cookies for you. As you tap, you'll unlock various minigames and seasonal events that add a little spice to the otherwise simple clicking mechanics. Expect dark humor threaded throughout the titles and descriptions of in-game items-like the achievement titled 'Global Warming' when you get a certain number of factories. Who knew cookie-making could come with a side of existential dread?
Graphical fidelity is not exactly the game's strong suit, but let's be real: we're not expecting top-tier AAA graphics from a game that was originally coded in one night. The design is charming in its simplicity. Cookie Clicker offers a clean, colorful interface that allows you to focus on the important stuff: baking cookies. Each graphical element-from the cookies themselves to the implements of your sugary empire-has a certain retro charm that pays homage to its origins as a browser game. Plus, watching the cookie counter rise is oddly satisfying (maybe just blink once in a while to ensure you're not becoming too entranced). While some may find the visuals simplistic or even quaint, it fits snugly within the minimalistic genre, appealing especially to those who find endless clicking strangely cathartic.
Cookie Clicker on PS5 retains the core charm of the original while successfully translating the addictive gameplay to console. It's the kind of game that's perfect for zoning out during long gaming sessions or as a companion while binging your favorite series. Highly addictive, cheekily comedic, and only a little bit chaotic, there's a reason it's amassed a cult following over the past decade. While not every gamer may appreciate the nature of incremental games, there's an undeniable joy in becoming the world's most notorious cookie mogul. Just be cautious: the endless cycle of cookie production might leave you pondering the meaning of life between ascensions and upgrades. Grab it if you're ready to dive into the cookie abyss-but be warned: once you start, you may never want to stop clicking!