In the ever-crowded arena of fighting games, where combo strings clash with flashy finishes, and sweaty palms reign supreme, enters 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R'. If you ever wondered what happens when you mix the flamboyant art style of Hirohiko Araki with a cast of characters who are just a tad eccentric, your prayers have been answered. Grab your favorite rubber dimensional door and get ready for a bizarro trip.
This game offers a buffet of competitive gameplay mechanics, and if that sounds overwhelming, that's just the appetizer. You get to pick from 51 characters — yes, after the remaster, they had to double-check their character lineup against their encyclopedic knowledge. Each fighter comes with unique abilities tied to their respective battle styles (no, not the 'who-can-throw-the-best-punch' kind), including Hamon, Vampirism, and, my personal favorite, 'Stand'. Just in case you thought this was going to be normal. With button layouts borrowing heavily from traditional fighters, you can expect to unleash chaos with combos, counters, and flashy attacks. The game also introduces the concept of the 'Heart Heat Gauge' — a measure of how much your opponent can’t handle your awesomeness before they spontaneously combust. And if you find yourself in a tight spot, enter 'Resolve Mode' — which thankfully doesn’t involve betting on yourself in a back alley, but gives you invincibility (albeit temporarily) while looking like the cover of a rock album. The game even offers an Easy Beat system for novice fighters, because who doesn’t want to mash their way to victory without the complex finger gymnastics usually associated with fighting games?
Visually, 'All Star Battle R' is like a dazzling anime festival that threw up on a next-gen console. The graphics have been polished to a point where they shine brighter than that one kid in school who sat at the front and reminded the teacher to collect homework. The character models are not just lifelike; they’re very much ‘life-like in an uncanny way’. The stages, inspired by various parts of the manga, scream for attention with vibrant backdrops and absurdities that make you question your life choices while playing. Every battle looks like a page taken directly out of the manga, replete with action lines, poses, and dramatic flair. What’s even better is the animation that makes these larger-than-life characters spring to life, throwing punches and insults that could knock out a bear. Or at least a very small dog.
'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R' is a fun, chaotic romp through the bizarre world of Araki’s creation. With its reliable mechanics, cheeky humor, and stylistic visuals, it solidly feeds the nostalgia of fans while enticing newcomers who can handle the quirkiness. Sure, you might lose a few matches because someone's Dio has a slightly ridiculous advantage, but hey, that’s the price you pay for joining such a bizarre adventure. With a score of 7.5 out of 10, it won't be better than your mom's spaghetti but, much like actual ’JoJo’ themes, it leaves a lasting impression filled with splendid, colorful chaos.