Picture this: You've just come back from a long day at school, and you really want to fight some cartoon characters. In 2021, developers Ludosity and Fair Play Labs heard your prayers and delivered "Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl." If you're here for an in-depth, serious discussion of mechanics, game design, or any of that wholesome nonsense, you're in the wrong place. Because we’re diving into whether it's better than playing your mom's old 8-bit console— spoiler alert: it’s not.
The game serves up gameplay that is very much a fusion of Super Smash Bros and Nickelodeon's entire roster, which is frankly impressive, considering how many characters exist in the Nickelodeon universe. With 25 playable characters from 17 franchises (including heavyweights like SpongeBob and Korra), it positions itself as a nostalgic trip down memory lane, leading you to reminisce about those childhood afternoons of absolute chaos. The mechanics mirror popular platform fighters: you move around in a 2D plane, throwing punches, kicks, and the occasional ridiculous special attack. Characters have a light attack, a heavier attack, a special move, and a grab - so don’t expect infinite combo strings prolonging your fights until your thumbs cramp. Instead, you'll find a bouncy playground where you can throw down on your friends until you all get bored and head off to watch some more cartoons. One of the more interesting mechanics is ‘strafe’; it’s designed for tactical retreats – or as I call it, a coward’s best friend. You can run away while still hitting your opponent, leading to moments where your friends yell, "stop running like a 12-year-old girl!" Keep in mind that the knockback mechanics increase in intensity the more damage you take, so those hefty attacks are much more satisfying when you send your buddy flying off-screen. For those wanting to flex their competitive side, the game does support local and online multiplayer for up to four players, inspired by the robust netcode of fighting games. If you enjoy taking your frustrations out on your friends — and let’s be real, who doesn’t? — this game has you covered. A unique Arcade mode and a somewhat impressive 'Sports' mode are also in place, so if you're feeling especially masochistic, you can lose a soccer match against Patrick Star. In a world where every title seems to launch with an exclusive battle royale mode, it’s a relief to find a game focused on pure brawling. But I will let you in on a little secret: none of that comes without its share of updates. So, be prepared to soak in some DLC and free content updates if you want your overall experience to be anywhere near complete.
In the visual department, it is tough to describe the graphics without sounding like a total snob. The 2D art style channels a nostalgic Nickelodeon vibe, evoking the network's unique aesthetic — think slime, chaos, and questionable design choices. It's colorful, it's fun, and matches perfectly with the chaotic spirit of a platform fighting game. Creating what feels like a digital cartoon may be a strong suit; however, the game falls short on airflow and graphics quality compared to the giants of the genre. Remember those smooth pastels and animations in the cartoons you grew up with? Well, "Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl” makes some questionable choices that can make you nostalgic and slightly concerned at the same time. Most of the stages look like they were built during recess with scatter plots and Crayola crayons — charming, but let’s just say there’s room for improvement.
In the grand scheme of things, "Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl" isn’t groundbreaking. It’s a fun, chaotic fighting experience with plenty of recognizable faces to bounce around the screen. Overall, it’s best suited for casual brawlers looking to relive the glory days of Nickelodeon’s cartoons, or for those eternally curious about how SpongeBob would fare in a smackdown against Danny Phantom. If you’re a die-hard fan of platform fighters, you might find yourself wishing for a tad more polish and depth. If you're looking for something to sink your teeth into — plus a reminder of your enviably lazy afternoons as a kid — this might just hit the spot. But like any good Nickelodeon show, it's a mixed bag; sometimes hilarious, sometimes absurdly weird, and mostly enough to leave you with an itch for a sequel that could fix the rough edges while still keeping the delightful chaos intact. So grab your controllers, gather your friends, and let the cartoon carnage begin – just maybe steer clear of the Shredder. He bites.