Imagine a world where dinosaurs are more than just museum exhibits and your ranch is the stomping ground for these prehistoric pals. Welcome to Paleo Pines, where farming meets dinosaur hugs, and you can finally fulfill your childhood dream of having a T-Rex as your best friend! Developed by Italic Pig and published by Modus Games, this cozy farming simulation dropped its cinematic trailer like a meteor on September 26, 2023, and it’s time to see if this game will be an evolutionary leap or more of a fossil encounter.
Take on the role of a budding rancher, letting you navigate through the perils and pleasures of a picturesque island where both humans and dinosaurs coexist in harmony (and chaos). Your main buddy in this dino disco is Lucky, the charming Parasaurolophus who is basically the dinosaur equivalent of your dog—minus the droopy ears but with plenty of melodious honks. The gameplay mixes traditional farming with dinosaur husbandry, collecting and cataloging various dino species around the island. Befriending NPCs adds layers to the game, as these townsfolk can dish out skills and quests that enhance your gameplay experience. Maneuvering the dino sanctuary, you’ll plant crops, care for your dinosaur buddies, and... let’s not forget, unleash chaos when you accidentally scare your neighbors with a roaring velociraptor. Unlike some more intense farming sims—yeah, I’m looking at you, Stardew Valley—Paleo Pines opts for a softer, snuggly approach. It feels less like an adrenaline-fueled race against time and more like a warm, sun-soaked afternoon playing with pet dinosaurs while chewing on a massive pretzel. Sure, there are missions to complete and goals to achieve, but the stress level is lower than a passive-aggressive dino mom’s side-eye.
Visually, Paleo Pines is like a watercolor painting come to life. The art style is vibrant and pulls the player into its enchanting world. The textures are smooth, making your ranch look like it sprouted from a Pinterest board dedicated to aesthetic farming. Character models flaunt a cutesy design that feels borrowed from a Saturday morning cartoon—think less Jurassic World and more Jurassic Playground. Each dinosaur is lovingly rendered, with bright colors and expressive animations that make each encounter memorable. Much like the game’s characters, the landscapes are also beautifully crafted, with lush greenery, inviting hues, and a vivid sky that’s basically inviting you to frolic. When this baby performs on the PS5, it embodies the next-gen glitter we all wish for; smooth frame rates paired with 4K resolution create a visual narrative that’s as engaging as your dino pals chasing butterflies. Although some character designs lean dangerously towards the uncanny valley—yes, I’m talking about that one neighbor with the weird smile—it’s mostly easy on the eyes, making you stop scrolling through your phone and genuinely engage with the surroundings.
Paleo Pines is ultimately a delightful romp through a whimsical world where farming meets dinosaur companionship, blending a cozy vibe with a hint of adventure. It might not dethrone the kings and queens of the simulation genre, but it brings enough charm and cuteness to keep players engaged, especially if you’ve ever daydreamed about getting dino dirt under your nails. Sure, there are moments where the gameplay can feel shallow, and if you're looking for a hardcore farming experience, you might want to dig yourself elsewhere. However, if you're a fan of charming graphics, low-pressure gameplay, and the idea of befriending a brontosaurus with a penchant for happiness, Paleo Pines is a flavor of dino-themed fun that should not be overlooked. In the ever-expanding video game buffet of options, it’s like that quirky dish you didn’t know you needed—the one that’s weirdly satisfying and brings a smile to your face. So, saddle up, grab your controller, and embark on a dino adventure that promises to be equal parts delightful and silly. The only thing missing is a dino-sized bottle of ketchup for all those dino burgers you’ll inevitably be cooking up!