In the vast galaxy of sports video games, one title bobs along like an under-achieving soccer ball—the aptly named, Complete Onside Soccer. Developed by Elite Systems and released for the PlayStation back in a time when 'multiplayer' was synonymous with 'invite your housemate over for some friendly arguments,' this game launched into the world in June 1996. Billed as a football simulation, Complete Onside Soccer valiantly aimed to compete with titans like FIFA but, much like an oversized kid in PE class, it ultimately tripped over its own feet. Let's dive into the pitch and see what this game has to offer—or not offer in many cases!
Central to Complete Onside Soccer is the glorious activity of managing teams and executing on-field play, all while indulging in pure football madness featuring teams from the British and European zones of the 96/97 season. The gameplay promises excitement with both 11-a-side banter and the frenetic pace of 5-a-side indoor madness, a feature that might have had players questioning their choices more than once. Whilst many games offered fluid mechanics, this one feels about as dynamic as a lawn chair at a family reunion. Options abound, allowing for single-player escapades through tournaments and leagues, or the pure, unadulterated thrill of couch co-op. And yes, it does come equipped with atmospheric weather options—because if you can't be on the actual pitch getting soaked, you might as well do it virtually! Yet, let's face it: compared to the range of soccer games out there, this one lacks the innovation that makes one's heart race. It seems as if the developers didn’t get the memo that sports games can be both fun and visually appealing.
When it comes to visuals, Complete Onside Soccer isn't winning any beauty contests. The graphics appear to be a hodgepodge of pixelated player sprites that might confuse you more than a toddler in a candy store. Characters seem to lack expressive details, making one wonder if the artists got lost on their way to the animations room. They do their best to replicate the sport, but the result is a look reminiscent of a past era—like watching an old VHS tape where someone decided to jump in front of the TV mid-game. It’s easy to overlook the visuals when immersed in a riveting match with a friend, but good luck trying to convince your eyes that what they're witnessing is cutting-edge technology.
So, what’s the verdict on Complete Onside Soccer? If you’re hoping for a title that can stand shoulder to shoulder with the FIFA giants, it might be time to rethink your strategy. With a less-than-stellar graphical output and gameplay that feels like it’s been sitting on the bench, this game can seem more like a nostalgic trip than a legitimate contender in the sports genre. For players looking to indulge in a casual soccer experience with a buddy, it may provide a few chuckles and simple fun. But for those itching for precision and excitement akin to a modern football simulation, they may want to stick with that other title that rhymes with ‘FIFA’. In the end, Complete Onside Soccer is equal parts amusing and cringe-worthy, much like the nostalgic moments you'll share with friends while attempting to play it.
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