Welcome to the world of 'Curiosity Kills the Cat?', a game that answers the question: what if dogs could talk? And what if they also had a problem with a corrupt dictator? The answers are... muddled at best. From a time when PlayStation games didn’t just want you to save the world but also sought to explore complex themes like dog dictatorship and political turmoil. If only real-world leaders had tails to wag.
In this tale as old as time (1997 to be exact), players assume the role of a dog in a world where dogs have somehow taken over a socio-political spectrum while still managing to forget pants. The point-and-click gameplay feels as familiar and welcoming as your grandma’s hug—if grandma wanted to teach you about totalitarianism. Your goal? Find evidence against the dastardly dictator Chegga and sell it to the 'Coalition Against Totalitarian Society' (C.A.T.S.). If that doesn’t sound like the plot of a made-for-TV movie, I don't know what does. You’ll embark on a whimsical quest filled with mischief, mice, and a rotating cast of suspiciously named characters who have enough quirks to fill a dog park. It's your job to dig through the doggy litter and uncover the truth, which is somewhat like looking for lost socks in a washing machine—frustrating but oddly satisfying.
Graphically, 'Curiosity Kills the Cat?' struts out its graphics with the pride of a peacock during mating season—quite colorful and shiny, if nothing else. Released in 1998, it holds up just about as well as my high school cheerleading uniform. The environmental design feels lovingly crafted, but one could argue they ran out of paint towards the end of development. Don’t worry, though; the art style remains consistent with a world that looks like it’s stuck in an oversaturated filter of 90s nostalgia—everything is sharp, bright, and dynamically designed by someone using Windows 95. You might even find yourself chuckling at a few visuals that resemble late-night doodles, particularly those that represent the less-than-intelligent opposition of our four-legged hero.
In summary, 'Curiosity Kills the Cat?' isn’t the messiah of dog-related video games, but it certainly isn’t a bark of shame either. It’s a charming little adventure that takes a stab at a real-world crisis through the lens of puppers and political intrigue. For anyone looking to dive into a world of canine chaos, filled with light-hearted satire and comfy game mechanics, this title is a pleasant treat that almost makes up for the lack of actual cats. If nothing else, it gives players an understanding of dog politics, which is essential knowledge for avoiding future debates at parties. So grab your controller, and let’s teach Chegga a lesson, one paw at a time!