Entering the world of 'Cyber Sled' feels a bit like stepping into an 80s sci-fi film where hovercrafts fight for supremacy, and you, my friend, have the honor of piloting one of them. Developed by Namco and originally hitting the arcades in 1993, this PlayStation adaptation seeks to bring the thrill of vehicular combat to your living room. But does it succeed or just sputter in the dust of its own ambitions? Buckle up as we dive into this neon-lit chaos!
At its core, 'Cyber Sled' is a vehicular combat game that lets you pilot tanks, or as the game calls them, hovercrafts, through a digitized hellscape where the only rule is to blow your friends—or the computer—into smithereens. Depending on your tank choice (yes, there are options, like varying degrees of speed and armor), you'll find yourself navigating a variety of arenas littered with power-ups that range from missile showers to shields that could make a medieval knight weep with jealousy. Control-wise, think of it as 'Battlezone on steroids' – two joysticks at your disposal: one for moving forward, back, left, or right, and the other for some finger-trigger action that gives you a satisfying *pew pew pew*. But hold down that finger too long, and your tank automatically engages in a short period of “I need a break!” That’s right; your tank will stop releasing bullets for a brief period, leading to some forehead-slapping moments during heated battles. Pro tip: the thumb trigger launches missiles, which, while limited, can change the tide of any match in seconds.
When it comes to graphics, 'Cyber Sled' straddles the line between nostalgia and 'Did I just time travel back to 1993?'. The game employs 3D polygonal graphics that were impressive at the time but now look a bit... quaint. Think chunky and blocky designs that give off a vibe reminiscent of Lego while in a fever dream. The arenas, filled with walls and flying debris, add some character, but let's be honest, if you hop into this game expecting Crystal Dynamics-level detail, you might be better off playing True Crime instead. As for animations, they won't win any awards, but they get the job done without causing your PS1 to sweep the floor with potential frame drops.
'Cyber Sled' aims to replicate the thrill of arcade vehicular combat—but with a PlayStation twist. It's a decidedly average experience that’s buoyed slightly by the joy of multiplayer skirmishes. While it may evoke feelings of nostalgia for those who played it back in the day, today's audience might find themselves better served elsewhere, like picking up a current gen title that doesn't feel like its graphics were hand-drawn on a napkin. It's not bad enough to warrant a ‘do not play’ stamp, but if you’re looking for a mind-blowing experience, perhaps a time machine to the arcade is a better option. Overall, we give it a 5 out of 10—a fair place for those longing for some pixelated explosions, just don't expect to have your world rocked.