As a proud member of the virtual love-affair-planning committee, I can confidently tell you that Dōkyūsei 2 is not your average dating sim. Launched in the sizzling summer of 1997, this game created by the geniuses at ELF Corporation lets you simultaneously juggle teenage angst and romantic pursuits. With a winning formula of awkward flirting and over-the-top anime tropes, it’s the game that has all the subtleties of a love letter scribbled in a fifth grader’s best effort at cursive. Buckle up, folks! It's time for a trip down memory lane to experience what it’s like being a high school heartthrob, complete with all the delightful melodrama.
Picture this: you're a high school student on winter vacation, and you've got until the new year to pursue love interest after love interest while simultaneously trying to avoid the pitfalls of teenage stupidity. In Dōkyūsei 2, you have 15 different girls to woo, ranging from your childhood friends to that mysterious girl who always seems to be lurking in the city (cue ominous music). Each girl offers a unique storyline filled with their own drool-worthy quirks, and you get to crush (pun intended) their little hearts or charm them into a romantic relationship, depending on how skilled you are at navigating conversations that could launch a thousand ships, or sink them entirely. Your day-to-day gameplay involves meeting these girls, fostering friendships, and making the occasional cringe-worthy attempt at flirting. It’s basically like socializing in real life, but minus the fear of social cut-offs or public humiliation. Choices abound as you try to figure out what each girl’s love language is, which is harder than it sounds—maybe you shouldn’t have mentioned your collection of ceramic frogs in the first five minutes of the date. Manage to get one girl to agree to be your girlfriend? Congratulations! Now the game really starts. Just try not to accidentally ask out her best friend in the process. To say the relationship mechanics are intricate would be a gross understatement. You really have to know your characters and their emotional baggage—or you’ll be calling yourself ‘forever alone’ faster than you can say 'anime protagonist.'
If you were hoping for stunning graphics that would put photorealistic models to shame, then I’m afraid you’ll need to reschedule reality. The graphics of Dōkyūsei 2, while charming in their own pixelated way, evoke the nostalgia of a very 90s anime. Characters have that quintessential big-eyed look topped off with flashy hair that defies the laws of nature. The backgrounds are colorful and cartoonish, designed to scream 'anime aesthetic' at every opportunity, filling your heart with joy while simultaneously causing your eyes to glaze over. The character animations are modest, and you'll find that the sprite-based movements lend an air of authenticity, albeit one that tastes slightly of cheap candy. However, for fans of the genre, this art style has its own allure that feels both familiar and comforting. Now, excuse me while I admire the pixels that represent my high school crush.
Dōkyūsei 2 brings back fond memories of a time when the idea of falling in love was more about choosing the right dialogue option than navigating Tinder’s endless swiping game. With its engaging narrative, comedic charm, and an ensemble cast of 90s anime girl archetypes, it somehow manages to nail that 'sooooo relatable' vibe while also letting you live out your biggest teenage dreams—at least within the confines of the PlayStation. While it’s not the perfect game—there are moments when you might feel an inkling of frustration at the sheer number of possible outcomes—it remains a classic dating sim worth revisiting. So grab your controller, embrace your inner love-struck teenager, and prepare to create your very own harem one awkward conversation at a time. Just remember, don’t take it too seriously. After all, this is virtual love we're talking about—and you’ve still got that reality check waiting for you on the outside. Now, who’s ready for some pixelated romance?