Way back in 1998, when we still thought the world would end with Y2K, Square, the legends of RPGs, decided to take a detour into the world of shooters with 'Einhänder.' Yes, that’s right! Square made a shooter, and no, it’s not the sequel to Final Fantasy: It’s a sidescrolling adventure that feels like a love letter written in laser beams and techno music. Forget role-playing; let's get ready to blast some extraterrestrial baddies.
'Einhänder,' jocularly named after a one-handed sword — because obviously, what else would you use to fight your galactic wars? Players pilot a stylish fighter aircraft through a series of beautifully rendered stages, shooting enemies and stealing their cool weapons. The gameplay focuses on the gunpod system, allowing players to pick up weapons from downed foes, which they can manhandle with their mechanized arm because, you know, why not? The thrill of swapping between a cannon and a lightsaber has never been so fulfilling! Each level is infested with end bosses that are borderline monstrous, and don’t even get me started on the mid-bosses; those guys will have you sweating bullets. The game features difficulty levels that even your grandma could handle... if she's a gamer, that is. You can also choose from multiple spacecraft styles — because customization is key in intergalactic warfare.
In terms of visuals, 'Einhänder' boasts stunning 2.5D graphics that give it that sweet, HD texture that was a marvel back when polygons were still a thing. The vivid colors, dynamic camera shifts, and stellar 3D backgrounds provide a fresh take on the shooter genre. The pre-rendered cutscenes are the cherry on top, providing a nice respite from the intense action. It's like watching a sci-fi anime squashed into a game, complete with drama, explosions, and more drama. The boss battles are particularly noteworthy, presenting gigantic foes with complex designs that would make even the most intimidating video game character quake in fear.
'Einhänder' is not just a shooter; it's an experience. Despite its short playtime that might leave you wanting more (because let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good, long session?), the breathtaking visuals, robust gameplay mechanics, and banging techno/trance soundtrack create a uniquely electrifying adventure. Critics loved it; gamers adored it. If you somehow survived the 90s without playing 'Einhänder,' it’s high time you got your hands on it and strapped yourself in for one epic ride through the cosmic chaos. Trust me, your thumbs will thank you.