FIFA 99 hit the shelves like a rogue soccer ball hitting a window – and trust me, it didn’t just break the glass but also the expectations of sports gaming at that time. With its arrival on the PlayStation, it promised to kickstart your soccer dreams, provided you could navigate its potential as easily as you can dodge chores. Let’s lace up and dive in!
To get right into it, FIFA 99 dropped the *indoor mode* like an ex-girlfriend at a party and transformed itself into a fluid experience that was pretty much the Usain Bolt of earlier soccer games. A wide roster of teams awaits your control but don't expect everything to be perfect – the Malaysian League got benched in favor of the Belgian and Portuguese leagues, which was like trading a buddy for two adult humans, albeit without the cool backstory. The gameplay is indeed responsive, with the Virtual Stadium engine delivering a football simulation that makes you feel less like a bumbling amateur and more like a tactical genius – at least until you face your friends. Oh, did I mention there’s a *European Dream League*? That’s right; it’s like the Champions League without the group chats. You pick your top 20 European teams and battle it out, which sounds riveting unless you've just lost a cup match to your sibling and are now required to play as the underdog. Customization is also a strong point here, akin to being able to dress your team in whatever fashion you fancy – how about neon pink kits, anyone? But alas, while generic, the kits are unlicensed. The addition of different player heights and facial animations was revolutionary back then, considering one of your mates' faces would still look like a Minecraft character when you tried to beam them at the screen. Creating custom cups and leagues? Get ready to plan the best soccer season of your gaming life, although don’t expect the invitations to be delivered. If only winning could also arrange your social calendar! Who knows, maybe your virtual success could translate into a date night. Or maybe not.
When it comes to *FIFA 99*’s graphics, it’s like comparing the old flip phones to today’s 4k smartphones. It was significantly better than FIFA 98, but if you squint too hard at the players, you might mistake them for their 8-bit predecessors! The game introduced some facial animations – without getting too excited, think of this as trying to take a selfie using a potato: it’s better than nothing, but it definitely is not the highlight of your life. The whole atmosphere makes you feel like you’re actually at a stadium; you get to watch players dance around a pixelated ball like they were born to do it. Sure, it’s not reaching the virtual realism we have today, but back then, it was the equivalent of inviting someone over to replicate an epic soccer match on your PS1 while ignoring the impending doom of homework assignments.
FIFA 99 is the kind of game that reminds you of simpler times – pre-social media stalking and elevator music-filled podcasts. If you’ve ever wanted to score goals from the comfort of your couch while pretending to be a pro athlete (and avoiding actual exercise), this title should be on your must-play list. Grab your controller, unleash your inner Patrick Star, and kick some virtual goals. Just be prepared for the occasional tantrum when that unbeatable friend picks the wrong team and still thrashes you – it happens to the best of us! All in all, FIFA 99 is solid, entertaining and a fine way to get your soccer fix, so lace up, hit the pitch, and let's kick some virtual butt!