1997 was a year filled with awkward haircuts, questionable fashion choices, and perhaps one of the most bizarre video games to grace our consoles: Herc's Adventures. This title pits players against the totally reasonable quest of saving Persephone from the grips of Hades, while honing the world's most absurd weaponry. Yes, I'm talking about shrink dolls and pepper breath. Lock and load, folks; it's time to get mildly mythological!
You can pick from three ancient heroes: Hercules, Atlanta, and Jason-like a superhero trio, if your neighborhood superhero could also get lost finding their way to the grocery store. The combat in Herc's Adventures is a riveting buffet of weapons: you'll throw spears, bombs, and even an evil Pandora's box to unleash weather for all occasions. If that doesn't tickle your cosmic fancy, there's a shrink doll that can miniaturize enemies, essentially making them pocket-sized nuisances. The game's health system operates on a bizarre dual-bar approach. You not only have a health bar but also a strength bar that diminishes when you exert effort, which is not entirely fitting because you're supposed to be a muscular demi-god. Need extra health? Just munch on gyros! Yes, you can strengthen your hero with delicious food; this is the ultimate workout regime: you get swole while indulging in greasy goodness. In terms of challenge, dying sends you straight to the underworld, where the real fun begins. Each time you lose, you must fight your way back out-and don't worry; the underworld is nice and cozy... just kidding, it's full of monsters itching to make your life miserable. Die five times, and you're a goner. At least you can say you went out nobly, battling a cartoon Hellhound. The game is largely explorable, so when you're not being attacked by what looks like characters from a children's rendition of Greek mythology, you can roam freely around an open map, with no loading screens ruining the atmosphere, which is a big plus.
This game flaunts its graphics like a proud peacock at a comedy festival. While it won't exactly make you weep in awe, the colorful visuals are certainly charming-if you can accept that this is the late '90s and enjoy it for what it is. Characters look like they just walked off a cartoon set, which is good considering they are, you know, Greek myths come to life. It's vibrant and captures the essence of the whimsical mythological theme well-a far cry from the drab dungeon crawls of yore. Animation is smooth enough not to trigger your eye-rolling reflexes, which is a relief. The action has a distinct feel that succeeds in immersing you within this kooky interpretation of the mythological world. The environments are placed out like a canvas splashed with colors straight out of a crayon box, and it's nostalgic enough to remind you of simpler times when hitting the reset button was all the therapy you needed.
In summary, Herc's Adventures is a whimsical romp into the absurdity of Greek mythology, where heroes don't just save the day; they also find their way into some truly bizarre weaponry choices and absurd situations that would leave even Homer scratching his head. It's not the game of the year, but if you can get a couple of friends and hop into the misadventures, you'll find some serious moments of fun and laughter. The game has taken its fair share of jabs in the critique ring, ranging from complaints about unclear navigation to sheer absurdity in gameplay. Yet, it succeeds where others falter-it's got charm, humor, and the sort of bizarre whimsy that will stick with you long after you've turned off the console. Would I recommend Herc's Adventures? If you're after a nostalgic dive back into gaming history, sure! Just don't expect to come out of it without a few chuckles and a sprinkling of confusion. Plus, what modern game lets you unleash pepper breath? Really, what more could you ask for?