Football fans, grab your tactical pads and trade your slouchy couch for a managerial throne! LMA Manager 2001 hit the PlayStation like a rogue football from an overeager young player, ready to shatter your expectations and your social life. The game takes the best bits of football management and gives them a turbocharge of retro fun, while also packing the nostalgia of early 2000s graphics that might make you go, 'Is that a player or a walking potato?'
Jumping into LMA Manager 2001 is straightforward. You start with a club (we all know you'll pick English leagues because, let's face it, you secretly want to be the next Pep Guardiola) and try to turn them into world beaters or - in unfortunate cases - manage them to a sad 'mid-table mediocrity'. The gameplay is a peculiar mix of managing players, tactics, and praying for the game not to turn on you and have your guys suddenly forget how to kick a ball. The match simulation is provided by Alan Hansen - yes, that Alan Hansen, the one with the BBC punditry seasoned with just the right amount of Scottish charm. Watching matches play out is both entertaining and exasperating. Expect to witness defenders performing more gaffes than a cat on a Roomba. Defenders have been known to pick up the ball in their own penalty box and kick it like it's a last-minute clearance, thus throwing any semblance of football logic right out the window. You might even see a forward get the ball out of a kick-off and boot it straight into the net. Yep, that's LMA Manager 2001 for you! On a serious note, LMA Manager 2001 gives you a generous timeline of 30 seasons to manage your footy empire, which is like a lifetime for a koala (minus the eucalyptus). If you think that sounds excessive, just remember that it'll probably take you at least 15 seasons to figure out why your team keeps getting red cards for breathing too hard.
Graphics? What a fascinating topic! Calling these visuals 'dated' is doing a massive disservice to time itself. The players look like charming but confused Lego figures trying to remember which way to run. It's like they took a classic 90's game and smushed it through a time machine that only exists in an alternate universe where pixels reign supreme. But consider this: we've all been there, and nostalgia can make even the most horrendous graphics feel like a warm hug from an old friend, even if that friend consistently misses the toilet.
To sum it up, LMA Manager 2001 offers a hearty chuckle and arguably a bit of joy for football enthusiasts who enjoy the tactical side of the game without the pressure of real life. It's a game that lives in nostalgia but doesn't mind having a little bit of silly fun while it's at it. While it might not make you the next Mourinho, it's undoubtedly aimed at giving you a good time while learning how to respectfully send your star players off to the reserves. In the end, if you've got a penchant for aged graphics, questionable player AI, and the ability to not take things too seriously, then grab this game and prepare to make your managerial mark...or at least learning how to properly bench your star forward when they keep scoring own goals. Here's looking at you, virtual football world!