Magical Date: Doki Doki Kokuhaku Daisakusen is a game that dares to ask the question: What if you mixed a dating sim with a board game and sprinkled a few mini-games on top like frosting on an indecisive cupcake? Released by Taito back in 1996, this gem is kind of like the awkward cousin of the traditional dating simulator — the one who attempts a magic trick at every family gathering and ends up just making everyone uncomfortable. Buckle up, daters, because we’re venturing into a world of romantic choices and, quite frankly, questionable answers.
The basic premise of Magical Date can be boiled down to choosing one of three adorable anime girls and trying not to freak out while you navigate the proverbial landmine that is dating. Picture yourself in a board game, moving square by square — not unlike Monopoly, but without the thrill of going bankrupt over letting Aunt Edna pass ‘Go’ for the hundredth time. From mini-games that require actual skill to quiz questions answering the eternal question of 'Do you like cats or dogs?' — because, of course, that will define your future together. Choose wisely, or she might just unleash her inner drama queen. Spoiler: she doesn’t like when you guess incorrectly.
Let’s talk about the visuals. Given that ‘96 was the year many of us were chugging down 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew while pondering life’s mysteries, the graphics hold up with a charming retro aesthetic. The vibrant colors and quirky character designs might make you feel like you just flipped through a colorful manga. It's like a pastel-colored explosion, and frankly, my eyes are grateful for it. Each character is packed with personality — in other words, they have more quirks and traits than your average group chat on a Friday night. Even the backgrounds, reminiscent of that one friend’s surprisingly chic apartment, lend a cozy vibe to this exploration of love/training for emotional awkwardness.
If you're seeking an ordinary dating sim, you might want to swipe left on Magical Date. But if you're in the mood for something a little different — or perhaps just a surprisingly entertaining way to while away a few hours and practice your mini-game skills while potentially upsetting a virtual love interest — this Taito title is worth checking out. Think of it as a rom-com with the occasional mini-game dilemma, all while hoping your answers don’t leave your date yelling ‘I'm never dating you again!’ Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about how not to screw things up with real-life humans. At least you’ll have a few laughs for your efforts, even if the sad truth of reality slowly creeps back in. And hey, if all else fails, you'll have the experience to create your own board game titled 'Avoiding Awkwardness: The Game'. Good luck out there.