NHL FaceOff 2000 is here, folks. It's the ice hockey game from the good people at 989 Sports, who, frankly, probably have better things to do than to worry about yet another hockey simulation. If you were wondering what happened to all those hours spent playing your favorite sports game while your mom pleaded with you to go outside, well, they were neatly packaged into this disc and sold to you for the low price of whatever you had in your piggy bank. If you're looking for fantastic fights between players-as in, losing part of your lunch money to your friends in fistfights while playing-well, get ready for some impressive body-checking and skate-shredding action on your PlayStation.
Picture this: you, in control of your favorite ice hockey team, battling it out with opponents across the ice. You can shoot, you can pass, and you can even skate like a pro, as long as you remember to press the right buttons. NHL FaceOff 2000 lets you choose from numerous game modes, including single-player and multiplayer, which can create a delightful chaos among friends. Many plays feature big hits and flashy goals, while others consist of cops yelling about fights breaking out in real life because, apparently, actual ice hockey has a better way of showing player grievances than a fair game of Monopoly. The controls are somewhat intuitive, provided you've got the mental faculties to remember which button does what as you inevitably shred your own team in an attempt to pass to that new guy on the team you just hate. The fun is definitely there, just with the absurdity of ice hockey politics added in.
Dark and snowy-that's what every ice rink should be, right? Okay, maybe not, but the graphics for NHL FaceOff 2000 are impressive for the PlayStation era. Character movements sometimes look like they went through a blender, but who doesn't love a bit of glitchy charm while performing dazzling spins on the rink? Players have been recreated with enough detail that you can almost see the panic and desperation in their eyes each time they biff a penalty. The ice rinks are about as realistic as the last time you wore skates-frozen and slippery. Overall, the aesthetics might leave you asking if you should take off the glasses or put them on, but it's not the worst case scenario in a game. Maybe it just needs a bit of an update to bring the graphics into this decade, assuming they can avoid further trips to the blender.
In summary, NHL FaceOff 2000 is a solid offering for those who love sports, particularly, the kind that is played on ice and often involves a lot of people yelling at each other. If you're seeking a good hockey game and don't mind the aesthetic quirks, this game is worth a spin-even if it does occasionally look like your players are suffering from a serious case of jitterbug fever on skates. So grab your friends, throw on your pads, and prepare for a wildly entertaining evening of flailing and fighting. It's not a perfect game, but it's definitely a nostalgic trip down ice rink memory lane. Just make sure you keep your mom away from the ice and the bologna sandwich-she's not ready for the hard truths of adult life yet.