Welcome to the incredible world of PGA Tour 97, where swinging clubs and chasing the elusive hole-in-one comes with an extra side of 'Did that just happen?' This charmingly retro golf game was developed and published by EA Sports and launched for the PlayStation back in the hazy days of 1996. Strap on your golf shoes and let's see whether this game is a hole-in-one or a swing-and-a-miss.
Gameplay in PGA Tour 97 is akin to reliving a family reunion barbecue: a handful of awkward moments but mainly filled with a lot of swinging and missing. Featuring multiple modes, including single-player and multiplayer, the game allows you to hit the greens solo or challenge friends to see who can triumph despite having to murmur supportive words through gritted teeth. Players can select from a roster of 14 real PGA pros. Because let's face it, if you're going to miss every shot, at least do so while pretending to be a legend. With two additional official PGA courses and a variety of game modes designed to stretch your patience, you better believe this is a comprehensive golfing experience-if 'comprehensive' means having to deal with inconsistent physics and camera angles that make you question your already shaky grasp of reality. The control scheme revolves around a simple power meter that sits at the bottom of the screen. You tap the X button for power, and timing your shots is pivotal. However, missing your timing invariably leads to moments that leave you wondering if the game has a hidden vendetta against you. It's not golf; it's an exercise in 'how not to lose your cool while chasing that ball like a lovelorn puppy chasing a squirrel.' I assure you, bravely learning to manage the power bar will either train you for the world of competitive golf or instill a lifelong fear of all things that roll or bounce.
Visually, PGA Tour 97 is like walking into a nostalgic time capsule-if that time capsule was filled with low-polygon models and textures that scream 'I was great in 1996!' The characters are recognizable yet slightly blurred around the edges as if they've stumbled out of a beauty salon after a grape soda spill. The course designs are earthy, colorful, and marginally exaggerated, encapsulating a surreal world that leaves you wondering if the grass is actually greener... or if it's just the lackluster draw distance playing tricks on your eyes. While the backgrounds look relatively decent, the overall texture work leaves much to be desired and has aged about as well as the leftover Halloween candy you forgot in the back of the pantry. The camera angles can be frustrating, offering satisfying views one minute only to stubbornly zoom in at completely unhelpful moments the next.
In the grand scheme of gaming, PGA Tour 97 walks a fine line as an endearing throwback that appeals to die-hard golf enthusiasts and nostalgic gamers alike. It's not without its issues-the frustrating camera, the power meter that occasionally plays hard to get, and graphics that make you feel like you're trapped in a time loop during an awkward family gathering. However, it has its perks; the charm, the nostalgic hit, and surprisingly, it can induce belly laughs at how wildly unpredictable it can be. So, if you want to swing your way into a world of golf that feels like a trip back to the 90s-with a side of friendly competition-PGA Tour 97 may just be the golf game you didn't know you were looking for, provided you don't take your swing too seriously. If nothing else, you'll get some solid laughs at your own misadventures on the greens.