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Review of Policenauts on PlayStation

by Hemal Harris Hemal Harris photo Jan 1996
Cover image of Policenauts on PlayStation
Gamefings Score: 8
Platform: PlayStation PlayStation logo
Released: 19 Jan 1996
Genre: Graphic Adventure / Visual Novel
Developer: Konami
Publisher: Konami

Introduction

What do you get when you mix crying over your ex-wife's murder, illegal organ trafficking, and a futuristic space setting? That's right: Policenauts! Developed by the legendary Hideo Kojima, this game combines storytelling and mystery like peanut butter and jelly, except, you know, it's less sticky. Policenauts takes the classic graphic adventure genre and adds a sprinkle of sci-fi, making the challenge not just in solving riddles, but also in navigating a story that could make an action movie jealous.

Gameplay

In Policenauts, you step into the shoes of Jonathan Ingram, an ex-astronaut turned private investigator with more emotional baggage than a well-traveled airline suitcase. The gameplay revolves around interacting with characters and items to piece together clues about your ex-wife's untimely demise. Expect to be clicking around like a hyperactive cat on a new toy as you hoover up dialogue options, examine objects, and try to remember that you're not just here for the romantic vibe - you've got a mystery to solve! The point-and-click interface is your best friend here, and it's your responsibility to poke around until you find the right clues. If you miss a crucial item or fail to select the right dialogue option, prepare for an epic facepalm moment when you realize you just wasted two hours of your life talking to a wall because you forgot to click on the talking door. Puzzle-solving requires not just logic but a bit of creative thinking; this game often rewards enthusiastic exploration. After all, if you don't try to engage with the random space cactus, how will you know it's not hiding the secret to saving Earth? Combat is sparse, with a few intense shooting scenes to keep your heart pounding (and your fingers on the right buttons). However, these segments are more about quick reflexes than tactical mastery. In these moments, you'll wield a laser rifle like it's a glorified water gun, and pray you don't embarrass yourself too much by missing every target. Trust me; it's as easy as shooting fish in space - well, unless those fish shoot back. Overall, while respecting the game's rich story and character depth, the challenge comes from its reliance on observation, deduction, and a healthy dose of patience. So get your thinking caps on; it's about to get cerebral!

Graphics

For a game launched in 1996, the graphics are surprisingly charming, much like finding a cute puppy in a dumpster. The cel-shaded animations give things a slicked-back hairstyle reminiscent of those cheesy action flicks from the '80s. You can practically hear the dramatic synth music playing in the background! The art design is vibrant and colorful, making space look less like the claustrophobic void of despair and more like a funky disco of interstellar absurdity! The game features excellent cutscenes that beautifully integrate into the gameplay, making you feel like you're part of an interactive anime film. Although I mean, don't expect Avatar-like 3D rendering; but for its time, the production values were soaring through the cosmos!

Conclusion

Policenauts is a gripping tale that marries an intricate narrative with nostalgia-inducing graphics and gameplay. The challenge lies not only in solving the mystery but also in engaging with its lavishly crafted world. While you might find yourself pondering existential questions about life after watching Jonathan navigate through space and loss-or when will you finally date someone who looks like they walked out of an anime-it's all part of the experience. So, grab your dual shock controllers (because yes, you'll need them for action scenes), and prepare to dive into a thought-provoking narrative filled with twists, turns, and maybe a few awkward advances from Jonathan. If you fancy a game that makes you think while also providing a solid dose of sci-fi goodness, vous avez trouvé votre bonheur - well, except in matters of Jonathan's love life. It really could use a reboot. Altogether, we're giving this stylish mystery a respectable 8/10! Grab your investigational gear; space has never been this emotionally taxing!

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