Let's be honest: mixing video games and beach volleyball is like mixing ice cream with a side of hot sauce. You're either going to end up with a delicious dessert or a disaster that'll make you never want to leave your house again. Power Spike Pro Beach Volleyball aims high, possibly too high, like the last jump at a beach party where you realize it was too late to scream 'look out below!'
So, let's dive into the gameplay. Power Spike offers players the chance to spike the ball in various modes. You can go solo or attempt to recreate Olympic glory in multiplayer. The gameplay mechanics are what you'd expect from a 2000 sports title: trying to put together a combination of button hits that might resemble actual volleyball moves is like playing a game of Simon Says - but if Simon was a bit tipsy and missed a few lessons. The game features two types of matches - Exhibition and Tournament. Have a fantasy of becoming a beach volleyball champion? Good, because you'll need it to survive the endless hours you'll spend trying to master controls that feel like they were designed for a Rubik's Cube. Each match plays out in sandy arenas where your character will make jumps that would put kangaroos to shame, mixed with awkward animations that make the motions look like they forgot a few frames. Spoiler: they did. Thankfully, the game has a varied roster of characters. You can choose from a selection of athletes, each with unique skills based on how many times they've apparently consumed rainbow smoothies or set foot on the beach. Just like at the beach party, some characters are just here to spice things up, while others will leave you wondering why you didn't just stick to playing with your dog.
Graphically speaking, this title checks all the boxes for an early PS1 game. Picture this: it's not quite Mario's colorful adventures, it's more like someone mistook the '90s for a color palette and ran with it like they were being chased by a bad case of the hiccups. The beaches might have been sun-soaked, but it looks like the sun particularly enjoyed giving this game a scattershot treatment - and it seems like the water colors directly came out of a toddler's art class. It's charming in its own cracked way, achieving the feeling of nostalgia if you squint hard enough and ignore most of the surrounding pixels. Plus, how could one forget the luscious background music that attempts to bring the beach vibes right to your living room? Wait, did I say 'luscious'? I meant repetitive - it loops like your friend trying to convince you to go out for ice cream when you just want to binge-watch your favorite series. Let's just say cranking that volume too high can quickly become a mistake.
Power Spike Pro Beach Volleyball set out to create a fun beach volleyball experience for the PlayStation, but what it delivered feels more like a friendly reminder of that one time you tried to impress your crush with your volleyball skills and ended up giving everyone a good laugh instead. The gameplay is awkward, the graphics are delightfully dated, and the soundtrack could put an energized hamster to sleep. If you've got the patience of a saint and a fondness for nostalgia, you might scrounge up some enjoyment. Otherwise, there are probably better ways to spend your time - like literally anything else. Just like those beach parties, it's a sunburn waiting to happen; charmingly painful but oddly unforgettable.