In 1998, Curse of the Spanish Inquisition was off everyone's mind as the world was more concerned about a certain murder mystery: Evidence: The Last Report. Here we find ourselves immersed in a wild ride that blends adventure and 'wait, what was I doing?' action. Missing pie charts included.
You step into the well-worn shoes of Channel Z reporter Daniel Singer, who has mysteriously turned into the prime suspect of the homicide of his recently ex-girlfriend. There's no pressure, right? The game plays like a mix of an adventure and point-and-click mystery, where every click brings both joy and existential dread. Because you only have a limited time (like a typical dinner conversation) to solve the crime, you must click through nonsense, looking for clues while wondering why your ex-girlfriend didn't just go with the fishmonger. With quirky interactive elements, you dive into the world of detective work, where suddenly becoming a professional investigator seems like something you could truly achieve, or at least pretend to while seated in your pajamas. Sporadic action sequences force those sloth-like reflexes into gear. So, expect to shoot or punch things until your thumbs beg for mercy. In the realm of Point-and-Click, you'll discover that sometimes investigating who ate the last cookie is as complex as finding a killer.
The graphics are a delightful throwback to late '90s design philosophies. If you enjoy pixelated art and scenery that looks like it was carefully crafted using an eight-pack of crayons, then your aesthetic dreams are about to come true. Characters move like that one uncle at family gatherings who thinks he can still dance. The environments range from slightly depressing warehouses to eerily lit alleys that make you question your life choices. Detailed textures are about as rare as finding out your dog speaks fluent French. But, much like your childhood stuffed animals, it has a charm that only lends itself well to the gameplay, quietly humming 'You're still playing, good for you!' in the background.
The Last Report isn't perfect; it's awkward, perplexing, and definitely has moments that make you want to throw your controller. Yet, it has its quirks that may charm those willing to stick around. It's like that weird neighbor who throws elaborate parties: you don't get why, but you can't help but drop by now and then. For gamers who appreciate adventure titles that push the boundaries of logic (and a lack of good decision-making), this title could satisfy your cravings. Grab yourself some popcorn, turn on those nostalgia glasses, and dive into a plot filled with suspense, suspecting everyone - except yourself, of course. So, if you're in the mood to feel slightly confused and relieved you're not in a murder mystery yourself, then this one might be worth the hassle of your time.