Picture this: You're at a family vacation home, it's a stormy night, and lo and behold, mini aliens drop into your attic. If this sounds like your typical Tuesday, then you might just fit in perfectly with the misfit kids of 12009's "Aliens in the Attic." This game is based on the film of the same name, which had a plot thicker than an attic's dust layer. Yet, it's not merely about shooting alien laser beams and screaming 'Take me to your leader!' - oh no, my dear friend, we have strategic challenges to conquer!
From the get-go, you're thrown into the frenetic chaos of battling alien invaders. The game has you piecing together a tape measure of skills that might make you feel like a cross between an alien hunter and the kid from your class who never did his homework but somehow swam with sharks. The gameplay involves 15 missions where you can play as various characters: Tom, Hannah, Jake, and even the not-so-sweet Sparks or his deadly friends Skip, Tazer, and Razor. Each mission presents its unique challenges - from commandeering makeshift weapons to crafting cunning traps. Quick reflexes are essential, as the Zirkonians have a habit of invoking panic more than a surprise quiz! Your mission is to protect your little fortress, use everything you can find as weapons, and outsmart these pint-sized extraterrestrial fiends. And if you thought dodging homework was tough, just wait until you have to dodge an alien dart that's got your name on it!
In a world where graphics mean everything, one might expect this game to look like a Picasso painting gone horribly wrong. Surprisingly, the Nintendo DS graphics are quite charming. Think colorful cartoony visuals that resemble Sunday morning cartoons you'd wake up for, before breakfast - much more delightful than the cereal you'd inevitably spill on your shirt. The characters are vibrant, and the alien designs are more cute than creepy, rivaling even your youngest sibling's hideously plush toys. Just don't look for realism here, because you're not exactly battling for a spot in the Louvre.
Overall, "Aliens in the Attic" for the Nintendo DS is a mixed bag of gummy bears and sour worms. While the premise is delightfully outrageous and the challenges can keep you on your toes (or at least keep your thumbs practiced), there are evenings where you might question if dodging alien darts is enough to justify the price of a snack-sized video game. It's aimed at younger gamers or the young at heart who can find pleasure in slightly wacky fun. Just remember - while you might save the day, you could also end up using a potato gun, which might not be the ideal team strategy. So if you're up for some mindless alien-action and can play through some rather simplistic challenges, dive into the attic, grab those potato guns, and may the force (or whatever intergalactic agency you believe in) be with you!