In a world where video games flourish, 'Space Invaders Revolution' dares to invade the Nintendo DS with its intention of combining old-school charm with new-age enhancements. If you've ever wondered what an alien invasion would look like while crammed into that tiny handheld device you can take to the bathroom, this game serves up a buffet of nostalgic pixels, all while making you reconsider your choice of snacks.
The gameplay sticks to the tried-and-true formula that has entertained gamers since Nixon was in office. Players sit back (preferably on a massive pile of old-school game cartridges), take hold of their trusty stylus, and fire at waves of colorful, pixelated aliens while their calm and collected spaceship sits squarely at the bottom of the screen. The revolution is here, indeed! There are two modes: the classic, for purists nostalgic for simpler times, and the revolutionized mode, aimed at those who may have experienced a quarter-life crisis and are looking to spice things up with new stages and fresh alien designs. The game even gets cheeky by introducing touch controls, allowing players to tap the screen to unleash their firepower, leaving no room for the classic joystick fumbling that most of us excel at.
Let's be honest-the graphics of 'Space Invaders Revolution' don't really break new ground, unless that ground is a pixelated reset. The bright colors add a splash to the simplistic alien sprites, which all look rather charming, even if they could use a spa day. You won't mistake this for the latest high-definition AAA title, but it's on par with what we expected from a DS game in the mid-2000s. The closer you get to nostalgic graphics, the less likely it is to give you existential dread about how you neglected to draw anything since third grade.
In the end, 'Space Invaders Revolution' is about as exciting as being the first person to make eye contact with another human in a crowded subway, which means it's solidly enjoyable but perhaps lacks the spark of inspiration you'd really wish for. It's a fun little compilation of caterpillar aliens that evokes warm memories of gaming's Golden Age, but with no groundbreaking innovations (unless you consider the touch screen an earth-shatteringly new experience). If you're looking for mindless fun and a way to kill time, 'Space Invaders Revolution' is worth a play, although I can't promise it won't make you want to dig out your old arcade machine and see if those quarters still work.