If you've ever wondered what it would be like to pilot a futuristic airbike while blasting aliens into pixelated smithereens, look no further than 'Burning Force.' Coming back to life on the Nintendo Switch, this nostalgic shooter offers a chance to relive 1989 - complete with questionable hair choices and neon colors. Strap in; it's going to be a bumpy ride through the cosmos.
Control is placed in the capable hands of Hiromi Tengenji, who, let's be honest, has a name that sounds way cooler than mine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and you totally do), involves navigating six worlds filled with enough enemies to make your inbox look empty. You'll take the reins of your trusty airbike, 'Sign Duck' (no, really), and zip left, right, and backward - good luck trying to dodge the barrage of digital projectiles aimed at you. Gameplay is a nostalgic trip through yesteryear, reminiscent of Space Harrier with a twist of 'How did I even play this back in the day?' You've got four areas per world, which include a mix of run-and-gun shooting and a boss fight done in style. Just when you think you've got your rhythm down, you'll switch to a flying ship (because why not?) before jumping into some bonus stage shenanigans that ask you to collect shiny spheres. Forget about focusing on leveling up these days; you need to score points - because nothing says 'in the zone' like frantically collecting orbs like a kid at a candy store. This is a single-player experience, but the multiplayer mode exists. It's like bringing your friend to a buffet but then only allowing them to watch you eat. Not the best plan, but hey, at least you can be smug about your high scores while they stare at your screen with envy.
Graphically, 'Burning Force' is like a fine cheese. It has matured over the years but still carries that distinct smell of vintage. The retro aesthetics will likely trigger nostalgia for seasoned veterans of the gaming world, even if the graphics can't quite hold a candle to modern standards. If you were expecting 4K here, I hate to break it to you, but you'll have to settle for pixels that scream 'I was made in 1989!' in a very charming way. Patterns and bright colors pop against a cosmic backdrop, showcasing a universe that feels oddly inviting, albeit a little outdated. Character designs vary from hilariously bad to oddly specific, especially the bosses, which range from 'Mysterious Alien' to 'I'm not sure what this is, but it looks scary.' The aesthetics overall might leave some younger players scratching their heads, but honestly, it's part of the charm. Plus, these graphics can still rock a night out on the couch much more comfortably than your last Tinder date.
'Burning Force' on the Switch is a nostalgic ride that successfully strikes a balance between simplicity and frantic fun. While it won't win any awards for groundbreaking innovation or stunning graphics that redefine the rules of gaming, it's undeniably enjoyable in a way that only retro games can be. Sure, you might not find yourself glued to the screen for hours on end, but it promises enough entertainment to make you wistfully reminisce about weekend arcade visits where coins vanished as quickly as your youth. For 18-year-olds who might be wondering where the true gaming roots lie, 'Burning Force' is a decent entry point into appreciating the quirks and charms of yesteryear. Just don't expect the latest tech; this ride is purely for those who want to cruise down memory lane while dodging pixels and blasting away at anything that moves. Plus, if you ever feel the impending doom of dying in-game, just remember - in practice, you won't have to worry about losing 'real' coins to a time-consuming game. Gear up and get ready to show some space cadets how it's done!