Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is the kind of title that will make you feel like a rebellious teen again, even if you've aged well past your license to skateboard. Released by Team Reptile, who presumably wondered what would happen if Jet Set Radio and Tony Hawk had a baby and raised it in a love-filled graffiti-covered skatepark, this game has landed on our beloved Nintendo Switch like a poorly executed trick gone right.
In Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, you're not just watching a character skate around; you're actively taking control of a gang of youthful renegades, aptly named the Bomb Rush Crew. You get to skate, bike, and roll around the city of New Amsterdam-yes, that's right, it's not just Manhattan with a funky name. Your main objective? Paint walls faster than you can say 'Don't get caught by the cops!' Here, graffiti serves as your calling card in a turf war with rival gangs that make the Jets and Sharks look like friendly neighborhood kids out for a stroll. You'll complete quests, pull tricks, and, oh yeah, risk your life against the authorities who seem intent on catching you and turning you into that city's next 'most wanted'. Good luck evading them when they're armed and you're just armed with pure audacity and spray paint! The controls are responsive, and most importantly, they allow for some totally show-offy tricks that would impress even the most cynical skateboarding judge.
Visually, Bomb Rush Cyberfunk is a feast for the eyes-in a way that makes it feel as if you've just stepped into a vivid, animated comic book filled with high-octane action sequences and neon colors that could brighten the mood of a room full of sad-sacks. Its cel-shaded art style pays homage to its predecessors and practically demands that you take a selfie with every wall you paint. Throw in a bombastic soundtrack that channels the essence of late 90s and early 2000s aesthetics, and players find themselves not just watching the action unfold but feeling an entire rave party trapped within their console. Hats off to the myriad of indie artists featured in the game, some of which could easily make it onto your next mixtape (but probably won't, because, well, you know how it is-everyone loves a DJ who charges us nine bucks a drink).
To summarize, Bomb Rush Cyberfunk provides a breath of fresh air in a gaming environment that can often feel as stale as last week's pizza. With its stellar gameplay, eye-popping visuals, and a soundtrack that'll make you want to break out some moves right in your living room, it's a game worth picking up. Sure, some naysayers may call it derivative, but honestly-when you're this fun, does it even matter? If you've been wishing for a modern day Jet Set Radio, get your spray cans ready and strap on your skates. You're going to love the ride and probably end up in a few more unlikely turf wars (shoutout to all the neighborhood cats!). Risk your life, elude capture, and claim your stake in the wonderfully bizarre world of Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. Now where did I put that pizza?