Control: Ultimate Edition Cloud Version is like stepping into a fever dream fueled by too much caffeine and a sprinkle of existential dread. You play Jesse Faden, who is apparently a high-ranking official (but let’s be real; she’s more like the intern who can lift office furniture with her mind). In this action-adventure puzzle fest, you will navigate the Oldest House, a location so weird even Kafka would raise an eyebrow. Let’s see how much brainpower you’ll really need to defeat the supernatural Hiss and unravel the not-so-simple mystery of a missing brother.
Control is a Metroidvania-style adventure game, where backtracking is encouraged, so you can hone your superhuman skills. But superhuman skills require actual human practice, and that’s where Control finds its challenge. Combat revolves around the Service Weapon, which isn’t your average gun; it’s a shape-shifting piece of hardware that can go from a shotgun to a sniper rifle faster than you can say "telekinesis!". Bringing down enemies involves a unique blend of destruction and special abilities like 'Levitation' and 'Mind Control'. Yes, you can throw a desk at a possessed coworker while snorting at the absurdity of life and waiting for your coffee to brew. The flow of combat is as intense as your Aunt Mary at Thanksgiving, and you’ll need quick reflexes and smart strategy to outsmart the Hiss and their confusing array of supernatural powers as you jump from one floor to another or dive through windows. Good luck not getting confused—and keep an eye out for that *flying* paperclip!
On the Nintendo Switch, the graphics in Control are akin to putting a spicy filter on a classic Snapchat photo. The switch to cloud gaming means you will experience some visual downgrades, with lower frame rates and texture pop-in—the kind of stuff that only hardcore graphic snobs will fuss about. However, the distinctive brutalist architecture of the Oldest House still carries that charming weirdness, albeit with a bit of a visual hangover. Expect sharp lines, excessively gray concrete, and probably a few flickering lights; just imagine what a government office would look like if it hired a minimalist interior designer at a mental health retreat.
While the cloud version on the Switch presents some technical hiccups and possibly a few heart palpitations, Control: Ultimate Edition delivers a thrilling and well-crafted journey through a mind-bending world. Jesse Faden’s superhuman powers ensure that challenge seekers get a worthy engagement that sharpens your wits as much as your reflexes. Grab a Switch, load up on game juice, and prepare for an action-packed ride; just don’t forget to have a plan for the inevitable moments of frustration when the Hiss sends you packing. Control is a game that constantly keeps you on your toes—or perhaps floating three feet above the ground, throwing desks at enemies while managing your existential crisis; pick your adventure!