Cotton Reboot! is like a blast from the past, if that past had more colorful witches and a ton of candy. This whimsical shoot 'em up leaves no rainbow with unshot glitter as players take on the role of Cotton, the petite witch who doesn't let her size stop her from taking down monsters. Honestly, who needs a second date when you can shoot enchanted creatures from a flying broomstick? This game is so sugary sweet that you might end up with a cavity or two.
In Cotton Reboot!, players will find themselves blasting away at whimsical foes while collecting crystal power-ups. Yes, those crystals are basically the candy – because nothing says victory like powering up while channeling your inner dentist’s nightmare! Players can level up attack power through levels that seem to take inspiration from a colorful candy dream. At least, that’s what you might think until the game’s maddening difficulty kicks in; you’ll soon wish you had taken a nap instead of indulging in that extra donut before playing. Each of your lives is represented by an arrow – because, why not? – with the classic three-lives system. One hit will drop you out of the sky faster than you can say “Where's my Willow candy?” You’ll want to keep your eyes peeled, not just for enemy attacks, but also for the hidden pickups that feel more elusive than a decent Wi-Fi connection on the subway.
The graphics are vibrant and packed with so much color it makes your 5-year-old nephew’s crayon drawings look black and white in comparison. The hand-drawn animations give the game a quaint, nostalgic flair that makes you think, 'Wow, this looks great. Shame about my reflexes though.' The action can get hot and busy, which can either impress the viewer or make their eyes bleed. It’s a fine line to walk, akin to attempting to chew multilingual bubblegum. A feast for the eyes or a dizzying swirl? You decide.
Cotton Reboot! delivers a quirky, colorful romp that retreads its pudgy past with a modern shine. Each level feels like a delightful candy land, but don't let those gumdrop graphics fool you; the game can be as merciless as a cat with a laser pointer. Fans of the original will appreciate the nostalgia, while newbies might find themselves lost in the cuteness and chaos. It’s not the best shooter you’ll play this year, but it sure is one of the most whimsical. So, grab your broomstick, chow down on some pixie dust, and get prepared for some shenanigans. Or just switch to something easier like Rocket League if dying repeatedly is not your jam (we won’t judge). As for the score? Let’s stick with a sweet 7– it’s good, not great, and definitely a hit if you’re itching for some cute chaos in your life!