Why ride a skateboard when you can scoot around on a colorful, plastic toy that could probably double as a pool float? Welcome to Crayola Scoot, a game that has more childhood nostalgia packed into it than a crayon box stuffed with unidentifiable wax remnants. If you’ve ever thought that ollies and kickflips were overrated, then you're in for a treat. This game takes you back to the good old days when the hardest decision was between the bright blue or the neon green crayon (spoiler: it was always 'neon green').
Imagine the love child of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Splatoon, but with crayons instead of paint and scooters instead of skateboards. Players control a customizable scooter-riding character—because let's face it, you wouldn't want to ride around on one of those flimsy boards in a color fight. The goal? Well, it’s not to save the world or help an old lady cross the street; it’s to cover the ground with as much paint as possible while executing tricks that you didn’t even know existed. Yes, you can front flip your way into a paint-splattered oblivion. The game offers several modes, including single-player and multiplayer, which makes me wonder how many friendships have been broken over poorly timed jumps and color clashes. The challenge here is to perform combos while also painting turf; it’s the ultimate battle between coordination and creative prowess. Spoiler alert: it’s harder than it looks.
Now, let's talk visuals. You might think you're stepping into a kid's art exhibit that was hit by a viral existential crisis. The graphics are both charming and chaotic. Crayola Scoot serves up a colorful palette that would make even Picasso raise an eyebrow. With bright, almost blinding colors, it feels like your screen just threw up a rainbow. The character models, while not groundbreaking, are cutesy enough that they belong on the cover of a children's gaming magazine. The environments range from fun neighborhoods to parks that look like they were designed after a sugar-fueled crayon binge. If your eyes don't hurt just a little by the end, are you even playing it right?
Crayola Scoot isn't going to win any Game of the Year awards, but it will certainly brighten your day—or your screen at least. It's a lighthearted romp through childhood nostalgia, inviting you to relive those days of carefree scooting while secretly making you yearn for the simpler days of actual art class. So, if you're ready to kick your gaming back a few years while still embracing your inner child, give Crayola Scoot a whirl. Just make sure to have a pain-free way of getting back to high scores and well-executed combos, because as it turns out, life after fifteen is a lot less forgiving. Overall, I'd give it a solid 6 out of 10 crayons—because frankly, you could do so much worse than this colorful chaos.