So, here we are, diving into the pixelated depths of Devil May Cry 2, where our not-so-charming protagonist, Dante, attempts to reclaim his title as the King of Badassery. Your resident demon-hunter returns to a sequel that had more baggage than a tourist on the last flight to Hawaii. Does it hold up, or is it just a demon-infested dumpster fire? Let’s find out!
In this action-packed installment, you can choose between Dante and the new character, Lucia, who leaps around with the grace of a caffeinated squirrel. Players will find themselves clearing out hordes of demons—because you can never have too many demon corpses in a weekend! The gameplay is mission-based. Your performance is graded on everything from time taken to style explosions. Is picking up your enemies like a buffet of button-mashing fun? Well, kind of—if your idea of buffet involves a lot of whiffs, misses, and a serious need for a haircut! Hint: Don’t expect to find strategic boss battles here. Instead, bosses feel like they’re just there, waiting for you to punch them repeatedly until they fall over. Because why not? In DMC2, the difficulty is about as elevated as a flat tire. Good news for the casual gamers, bad news for anyone who was hoping for a skill test. Did I mention you have a devil trigger that lets you go full monster-mode? Trust me, the transformation is about as worthwhile as trying to Spot a cat in a black hole.
Graphically speaking, Devil May Cry 2 was a treat for its time, even if that 'treat' was more like a piece of leftover pizza from last Friday. Character designs have been drastically altered, and while they aim for a sharper aesthetic, they sometimes stumble into the uncanny valley—a place where the smoothness of the textures makes the characters look just a tad unsettling. It’s like watching an attractive person attempt to make balloon animals: slightly impressive but mostly confusing. Overall, the environments are larger but less detailed compared to the original game. More space means more wandering around aimlessly, which can make some gamers question whether they’re actually getting anywhere in the Demon-slaying business.
Devil May Cry 2 is a curious title in the action game genre, and though it may not be the sequel we deserved, it’s certainly a weird ride. It doesn’t quite capture the glamour of the original DMC but delivers enough enjoyable chaos to keep you entertained on a slow weekend. If you’re hoping for a game that truly punishes you for every mistake, look elsewhere. If you want to smash some demons and swing a sword while feeling mild satisfaction, grab your Joy-Con and dive in—just try not to talk to any NPCs; they may just turn your brain into mush. But hey, does it have devilish charm? Sure, just not the kind where you’d write home about it, unless your mom enjoys slightly embarrassing stories about demon-hunting! Overall, we’ll give it a 6 out of 10, because, if nothing else, it’ll put a smile on your face (as long as you don’t think too hard about it)!