Meet the game with a name even a seasoned tongue-twister would struggle with! Getsu Fūma Den: Undying Moon is like that beautiful origami crane-you fold it a thousand times until it takes flight, except it's a game and you're being introduced to a hell of a lot of monsters instead of paper cuts. This roguelike, hack-and-slash, metroidvania hybrid invites you on a whimsical journey, sparking nostalgia while ensuring you have no idea what's around the corner, quite literally, considering it's all procedurally generated! So grab your Nintendude (yes, that's what we're calling the Switch now) and let's chop our way through this review.
You play as Fūma, the 27th leader of the Getsu clan, who is just living his best life until his arch-nemesis, Ryukotsuki, decides to ruin everything by opening a hellgate. Thanks, buddy. As you slice and dice through monsters with some sweet moves inspired by Japanese martial arts, it can feel like a dance party gone wrong-just you, the enemies, and an endless quest to learn their moves. Think of it as an incredibly aggressive version of dancing with the stars, where if you mess up, you don't just slip; you die and have to start all over. Each level is a unique expression of chaos; no two playthroughs are ever the same, and honestly, it keeps you on your toes-or maybe just several inches off the ground as you prepare to fall flat on your face (or die in combat, which feels the same).
Visually, the game is a stunning kaleidoscope of ukiyo-e inspired artwork. Imagine swirling colors, graceful movements, and a sense of nostalgia that takes you back-although, if you actually played the original in 1987, you may need to adjust your bifocals first. The 2.5D design makes everything feel like moving art, but don't let that distract you from the fact that there are monsters trying to devour your face. The backgrounds are lush and painted beautifully, respectfully drawing from the Heian period influence, while the character models, and their weirdly elongated joints that suggest they've forgotten basic anatomy, will have you feeling both enchanted and profoundly uncomfortable. Honestly, make sure your friends don't catch you gaping at a character with a hand where their foot should be.
Getsu Fūma Den: Undying Moon is a delightful mix of nostalgic charm and chaotic modern gameplay. If you're the type who enjoys rogue-like challenges with a creative twist, this game is definitely your cup of tea-or, given the Japanese influence, perhaps your cup of matcha. Strap on your sword (metaphorically, please) and prepare for a visually spellbinding experience filled with high-stakes action and creative artistic flair. Sure, it may not completely outshine its contemporaries, and it might need a few more sprinkles of polish to get it gleaming, but when the chaos comes crashing down, most players will appreciate the journey through hell. In a world filled with mediocrity, consider diving into this rogue-ninja paradise-just keep your fingers crossed that there aren't any plot twists that require your character to suddenly dance like no one is watching. Despite its quirks, don't forget to keep your weapon at your side and chop; life's too short for dull blades.