Jurassic World Evolution for the Nintendo Switch is like a dream for dino lovers-if your dreams also include the constant threat of being eaten alive by an Indominus Rex. A delightful park-management simulation that allows players to build their own Jurassic Park (complete with ethical dilemmas, obviously). Get ready to live your best 'dinosaur dad' life while managing the chaos of carnivorous dinosaurs and overly enthusiastic tourists.
Let's break it down: players begin their adventure on the Las Cinco Muertes archipelago. Yes, that's Spanish for 'The Five Deaths'-because who wouldn't want to build a theme park there? The game tasks you with fulfilling contracts from three main divisions: Science, Security, and Entertainment. Think of it like a weird corporate pyramid scheme, but with 40 different kinds of dinosaurs at the top instead of some guy named Chad who sells vitamins. The gameplay involves the classic cycle of building, managing, and inevitably fixing the results of your creative downfall. You'll construct various facilities to extract and mutate dinosaur DNA-because apparently, that's how science works, folks. Along the way, you have the option to name each dinosaur what you really feel, like 'Dinner' or 'Run Quick.' Constructing enclosures is a must unless you're a fan of watching guests scream as a raptor chases them down the park's main avenue. Merging DNA from modern species with dinosaurs allows for creative modifications, which might result in a beast that looks like it's been through a midlife crisis. So, modifications include everything from appearance to social interactions (yes, dinosaurs also need friends apparently). Don't forget the guests who will leave you increasingly annoying feedback every time a dinosaur decides today is a great day to escape.
On Switch, the graphics are like an Instagram filter of mildly impressive proportions. Think dino visuals straight out of a 2015 film with rendering skills for your real tiny little console. Animations are decent, although if you look too closely, it'll remind you that, yes, this is a port with some sacrifices made. One might argue it fits into the category of 'acceptable console graphics,' especially when you consider the thrill of watching a T-Rex as it stomps around like it's auditioning for a commercial. Textures can look a bit unrefined at times-like glaringly bad, unless you consider it a testament to the game's charm.
Jurassic World Evolution on the Nintendo Switch turns out to be a delightful experience with enough dino drama-like real-life. Just be ready for occasional glitches where a brontosaurus might get stuck in an existential crisis while simultaneously trampling over your poor guests. Despite some technical hiccups, the core gameplay is engaging, provided you have an unwavering love for dinosaurs and management simulators-if you're just here for the thrilling dino action... well, maybe check out another option. Overall, it's the Jurassic Park experience you didn't know you needed, couched in a management sim, that will leave you questioning your life choices while trying to fix an electrical outage during T-Rex feeding time. Cheers to that!