Welcome to the world of dance, where awkwardly flailing limbs and questionable rhythm are not only accepted- they're celebrated! Just Dance 2017 bursts its way onto the Nintendo Switch like confetti from a birthday party no one invited you to, and let's be honest, that's exactly the jam we need in our lives. Buckle up, because this review is about to be as vibrant as a neon-lit disco ball!
At its core, Just Dance 2017 retains the spirit of its predecessors. Grab those Joy-Cons, pick your song, and mimic the moves of the ultra-flexible on-screen dancers. You're not just dancing, you're engaging in a fierce battle against your own lack of coordination! Newcomers will find relief in the game's generous scoring system. Just keep waving your arms like you're swatting at bees to rack up points! Players can choose the motion controller or even their phone as a controller- talk about taking multitasking to a whole new level. You can stick to the couch, check out social media, and flail like a disco-dancing octopus-all at once! Among the array of modes, the new 'Just Dance Machine' allows you to dance through different routines while helping a spaceship recharge. Yes, you heard it right; the fate of an alien spaceship lies in your dance moves. No pressure or anything. Dance Party mode is still here ready to host a proper shindig with your pals, though you might want to avoid showing them your 'unique' dance style. What's even cooler? Modes like Dance Quests and the revamped World Dance Floor where you can finally see if your 'crab' dance can stack up against the best. Tournaments await for those with the courage to face the world where you can prove you're not just bad, but spectacularly bad! Sweat mode has undergone a transformation, practically begging you to set fitness goals while you shimmy and shake, making it the perfect choice for those who want to dance off those Friday night pizza slices. What's better than getting fit? Getting your groove on while doing it! Bonus points for matching two of your favorite pastimes-sweating and embarrassing yourself in front of family.
Graphics have always been a highlight in Just Dance games, and the 2017 version is no exception! It's less about the grit and grime of life and more about glitz and glam. The dancers look like they've just stepped out of a pop music video, complete with all the glitter and add-ons. The backgrounds range from simplistic to wild interpretations of what looks like a psychedelic trip you'd have on a Saturday night. The animations are smooth-just like butter on a warm slice of toast- allowing even your worst dances to look like gold-medal contenders. Cross-platform play allows you to perform alongside players on other consoles, which means you can finally show your Xbox friend that you can get down with the best of 'em (even if you're both doing the Macarena wrong)!
Just Dance 2017 delivers an engaging dance experience packed with energy, upbeat tunes, and more embarrassing moments than that time you accidentally texted your crush your grocery list instead of 'hey.' Whether you want to get fit, laugh at your friends, or prove that no one can out-dance your unique moves, this game is a solid win for every aspiring dance star out there! Grab your Joy-Cons, ignore any self-doubt, and jump into the swirling vortex of rhythm and fun where the only rule is 'dance like nobody's watching'-even if in reality, it's just your pet, judging you with those eyes!