Baseball is a game of heroics, and R.B.I. Baseball 17 wants to be your best buddy from the bleachers, possibly snuck in via a backpack. This wasn't simply an average pitch; no, this game wanted to hit a home run and was determined to knock motivation into your heart (or into the next state, depending on your skills). The seventh installment in the R.B.I. franchise may not be the grand slam every fan hopes for, but it leaves us chuckling with fond nostalgia and a hint of insanity. Let's astral project ourselves into the world of RBI Baseball, mash some buttons, and uncover if it has what it takes to be your game MVP or merely a benched player.
The gameplay experience is exactly where R.B.I. Baseball 17 stumbles, but hey, who doesn't trip over their shoelaces once in a while? The pitch-control is as erratic as a toddler on a sugar high, and challenging the fielding system often feels like you're trying to explain baseball to an uninterested cat. Want to hit a four-bagger? Better hope you get the right button presses... or just throw your Switch into the nearest wall out of frustration. Batting is a wild ride, and the occasional goofy animations leave you wondering if your players have been attending a ballet class when the coach was away. The roster stars the crème de la crème of MLB talent incorporating real player names (yay, no more Mr. Tealeaf Extravaganza), with team line-ups that will can easily rock your socks. However, the virtues aren't without quirks-like finding that Godot arrives faster than an R.B.I pitch, as player stats don't always correspond to their real-world counterparts. George Brett, a lefty in life, is now forever depicted as a right-handed batter in this digital playground. Thank you, game developers. Bravo for your commitment to uncertainty! But on the flip side, when everything aligns (like the stars in a pattern made by someone who just scored a 100 on astrology), the game does sparkle. The sense of tension in closer matches can get your heart racing, creating perfect moments of sweat and agitation. When the ball magically flies out of the park like a mysterious ex, you'll have a certain joy that's akin to stealing a last slice of pizza. It feels bad yet so good all at the same time.
Visually, the graphics are reminiscent of a delightful throwback; they sparkle just enough to notice between the odd clumsy animations. While fans of MLB The Show may find themselves disappointed by the sprite designs, aesthetically speaking, they sort of hit a middle ground between 'this has charm!' to 'well, that's interesting.' The key highlight is the colorful backgrounds and fun crowds that at least seem enthusiastic, despite the chaos happening on-screen. If character designs are your jam, brace yourself; they stick to a limited style that recalls the golden age of early 2000s graphics, which can give you that warm and fuzzy feeling... or put you off like your grandma's fruitcake.
R.B.I. Baseball 17 stands tall (or at least somewhat above the dirt) as a nostalgic piece of work for hardcore baseball fans, as well as a heartfelt trip down memory lane. While the presentation and gameplay mechanics aren't exactly breaking news, the game captures a charm that resonates with those looking for a straightforward yet chaotic baseball experience. Does this game deserve a roster spot on your Switch? If you're in the mood for arcade-style fun that won't take itself too seriously and don't mind a couple of quirks-hi, George Brett-you might just enjoy this one. Otherwise, if you're in a serious mindset reminiscent of a thrilling pennant race, it may be worth waiting for answers from the next title in the series. Score: 6/10-like a solid double in the outfield, not a home run but certainly gets you on base!